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Lol, yeah so many ways this thread is like the titanic.

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Lol, yeah so many ways this thread is like the titanic.

So far no one's gone down. Or... have....they?

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LOL Marty!!

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So far no one's gone down. Or... have....they?

Lol, was waiting for someone to play off "titanic" lol

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Arent you just a party pooper...lol J/K

yeah sorry, love you guys, but I seem to frequently do that...

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I call that the FUPA..fatty upper ***** area...and I have already lost some weight in that area so I think u will prolly too.

OMG! Ya'll shouldn't be making me laugh so hard 3 days after surgery.. lol

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I posted this in pre op and they suggested I move it to post.....so here it goes :

I know this may be a little inappropriate and I hope I don't offend anyone but It was just a thought and im sure others have thought about this too. So here it goes!

I know the ...willy...looks bigger when men lose weight...obviously because they're losing weight. and i know our ta ta's might droop and sag. I know this from previous weight loss. But what about the ....."hoo ha"? <img src='http://www.bariatricpal.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':)' /> I'll spare the graphicness of the post but you all know what i'm getting at!!! Does it change at all????

Hey!!

I read the thread and I appreciate that you asked this vagina question. I was also curious!!!

Have you posted videos on YouTube? I am doing my 6 month medically supervised weigh in. If you do not mind I would love to view your videos to learn more about this process.

Sannah

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Ive also heard it called a "the kitten" thought I could join the fun since my photo seems to suit! I can tell this is a great crew lol you guys are funny!

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Hey!!

I read the thread and I appreciate that you asked this vagina question. I was also curious!!!

Have you posted videos on YouTube? I am doing my 6 month medically supervised weigh in. If you do not mind I would love to view your videos to learn more about this process.

Sannah

Hi sannah! it's just one of those things that you want to know but no one asks lol.

Yes I do youtube. My channel link is in my signature. I used to do it for weight watchers. I started doing it for the sleeve but since i dont start my pre op diet for another month..theres not much to say but i will be youtubing EVERYTHING when i have my surgery :) enjoy! lol

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well, there is no more fat on the top pubic bone...as for the inside I don't think it changed much but I never had a baby to stretch the whooha out...

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Seriously? that means when I get to goal I'll gain 13 inches..(400/30}..that can't be right, that would put me in the guiness book of world records for sure. Lmao

Dr. Oz said, "of course guys, it does stop at some point." LOL

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*OK, get ready for red faces* I am 92# down. I weigh 32# less than when I married. My husband and I notice a significant difference in the way everything feels on the lady parts (external). How can I say this...umm.. The lady went from having a big Angelina Jolie pucker to a smaller, more open grin... :D We can feel my pubic bone for the first time ever. The first time he noticed, it shocked him so bad he literally stopped to tell me; but trust me, I HAD already noticed. Penetration is much easier and deeper and the big O is O, O, Omazing. Without all that extra padding down there covering up the sensitive parts, its a LOT easier to create a spark. You know what I mean? So between the boost in my hormones and the great anatomical changes I have experienced, let's just say a boost in our sex life would be an understatement. Its kind of like eating now, ya just gotta do it every day :wub: BTW, everything is nice and perky for me and I have had 4 kids; so if I were you, I would not be worrying about appearances. It will very likely not be a problem.

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How do you explain it if you're a klutz like me and the balls fall out and you trip over them and break your neck while running on the treadmill. "I was...um...er...ah... just put the cast on." -not that I can't keep them in with the best of them......(oohoooh she went there!!!)

I'm sorry, but I just absolutely LOL!

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I posted this in the other as well:

Actually, the inside WILL change. At least according to my gyno.

I went in for my first pap, I am only 20, and we talked about my surgery. She mentioned that larger women have more narrow vaginal canals because all the fat pushing in on it. She asked me about 100 times if I was sure I wasn't a virgin (really awkward). She said once I lose most of my weight it will widen a bit but not much. She said it probably wouldn't be noticeable to a partner but I may notice less discomfort, which I do have sometimes.

That's crazy! I've never heard about weight narrowing your vaginal canal. Damn, I always loved getting that compliment from guys! I don't want my "friend" to think I had a kid and didn't tell him! lol

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