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[NewKezia 20]

Omg this thread is awesome. Fyi...growing up my grandma called it my "twinkie". haha

" wash your twinkie" she'd say.

Did I also mention that I loved the hostess cake twinkies? Every day at lunch I would open up my lunch box and then think about my Vagina.

Dang now I want a twinkie....the snack cake...not a vagina

Lmao! Go wash your twinkie! I worked with a nurse that called it a daisy. She would say "No one likes a wilted Daisey!"

[It's all new 453]

I'm a Southern girl and though we were taught that it was a vagina' date=' it was taboo to call it that. My Grandmother called it "Possible" (as in anything is!) or "Dololly" (as in do lolly gag around down there!) And she had NINE children, so something about her terms worked![/quote']

My grandmother said that when you take a spit bath you wash down as far as possible, you wash up as far as possible, and then you wash possible!

[Katie713 423]

Just pick up some lubricant like vagisil. Works like magic and neutral, no fragrance or taste, just moisture.

[O.T.R. sleever 3,386]

Just pick up some lubricant like vagisil. Works like magic and neutral' date=' no fragrance or taste, just moisture.[/quote']

Taste?!?!?!

[OneWritersSoul 353]

Taste?!?!?!

Please tell me we don't have to explain this one to you

[Katie713 423]

Please tell me we don't have to explain this one to you

I second the motion OTR

[ByeByefatgirl. 82]

Just pick up some lubricant like vagisil. Works like magic and neutral, no fragrance or taste, just moisture.

It's great for lubrication, but they can certainly taste that something is there that wasn't before!

[O.T.R. sleever 3,386]

Please tell me we don't have to explain this one to you

Yes, please do explain. In GREAT detail.

[SweetTee 448]

Yes' date=' please do explain. In GREAT detail.

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Lol! You guys are killing me!

[OneWritersSoul 353]

Yes' date=' please do explain. In GREAT detail.

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Didn't anyone ever tell you that asking an erotica/erotic romance writer to explain anything like this in great detail usually results in books and stories being written? Be careful what you wish for!

[Huntingnurse 510]

Didn't anyone ever tell you that asking an erotica/erotic romance writer to explain anything like this in great detail usually results in books and stories being written? Be careful what you wish for!

He may want you to write one starring him lol

[OneWritersSoul 353]

He may want you to write one starring him lol

Omgoodness! No extra encouragement necessary!

[*susan* 1,709]

Why am I sitting here blushing?

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[O.T.R. sleever 3,386]

Why am I sitting here blushing?

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I have no idea. I'm still as confused as I was when this all began. O:)

[Belledebayou 62]

For the last 10 years my husband has been fantastically awesome at sex. Now we're just gonna get crazy and have to send the kids away when we wanna do the dirty. I'm so excited I can't hardly stand it!! Lol