female only This May Be Inappropriate, Forgive Me :)

[jusstice 103]

Fear of FUPA surgery- That's a new issue I need to bring up to the Psych guy that insurance is making me see one more time before approval. I used fear of excess skin the last time.

[Marty McSkinnystein 342]

Plastic surgery is the theme of our informational/support meeting tomorrow night at my bariatric hospital. I'll be sure to bring up FUPA surgery in the crowded auditorium. Let you guys know!

[SlevieNicks 9]

I am laying here reading this in bed and am trying so hard not to laugh...can't wake up my hubby...

I have an elliptical in the garage but I don't have any Ben Wa balls...I work for Amazon do there's no way in hell I'm buying anything like that from work lol

The stories I could tell lol

[Wildflower 35]

One month out and 42 lbs lost since my pre-op and mine is definitely ... smaller? not fatty.. lol and yes to the crunches.. i am praying that helps on the hanger but the vijayjay itself is feeling the same to me, hubby likes the new hip bones

[motochic 45]

Lissa- Awe Thank You so much. I do feel better about my loss now <img src='http://www.bariatricpal.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='' /> I tend to look at things in a negative way instead of positive when it comes to myself. I know it's bad' date=' but low self esteem and being overweight my whole life has done that to me. Actually I have allowed that to do it to me.

I've been feeling BLAH too because I can hardly eat. I have about 2 oz and I'm done. I feel Neaseous right after and I don't eat for the rest of the day. I am only getting about 20oz of liquid a day. I keep asking myself, will I ever be able to eat more than 2-3 oz a day ever?

What does your meal plan look like at 9 months out?

Sorry I've been rambling on :-([/quote']

I'm 6 mo out. I eat about 1200 cal a day. Try to work out 5 days a wk. I drink 20 oz in 20-30 min. After workout

[pretty-pink 43]

Had a patient once who referred to the area as her "precious". Gave a whole new perspective when I saw "lord of the rings"!!

[tabbymonroe 108]

One month out and 42 lbs lost since my pre-op and mine is definitely ... smaller? not fatty.. lol and yes to the crunches.. i am praying that helps on the hanger but the vijayjay itself is feeling the same to me' date=' hubby likes the new hip bones [/quote']

How u lost the 42 pounds I'm in the first.month I'm 2 weeks and 2 days out. And I lost 20 pounds in 2 week

[Mell 38]

Phew!!!! I am so glad I asked now. I was envisioning 3lb labia.

Omg...that made me laugh so hard I bout pulled my stitches out

[choc_thicktothin 37]

I love this thread!! I had never been in this forum until I was coming here to ask the same question....I'm not sure if it is my sexy scorpion mentality or female curiosity that makes this topic so important for me to know...But thanks for the information, education, and humor!!

[cherrybombknits 184]

I brought up the possible changes to the love shack with hubby dearest, but offered up the possibility of a slave Leia costume once I hit goal. I think we'll be fine

[Cookeeeeez 269]

Mwahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaa!!! Best Thread Ever!!!!!!!!!

[CdnExpat 49]

I brought up the possible changes to the love shack with hubby dearest' date=' but offered up the possibility of a slave Leia costume once I hit goal. I think we'll be fine [/quote']

This is too funny for first thing in the morning. I laughed and snorted coffee out my nose. Who knew a slave Leia costume is all that's required to re-balance the universe after VSG?

Bwahahahahahaha... ;d

[cherrybombknits 184]

This is too funny for first thing in the morning. I laughed and snorted coffee out my nose. Who knew a slave Leia costume is all that's required to re-balance the universe after VSG?

Bwahahahahahaha... ;d

Well, that was the point when the trilogy started to turn around, so yeah

[azquilter92 82]

Thanks guys! This has been the funniest time I've had in a while

[peppypatty 1]

I call that the FUPA..fatty upper ***** area...and I have already lost some weight in that area so I think u will prolly too.

FUPA...omg laughing my ass off..love it!