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What will Amazon think of me if I search for Ben Wa Balls? What will they suggest in the future, I wonder. Well, I already bought 50 Shades of Grey, so they may recommend rope or something.

Trust me, just another day in the Amazon neighborhood. I know you were probably joking but you can get a great deal from Amazon. That's actually where I bought my last vibrator. (Should I have used a code word for that? lol) Not because I was embarrassed to go to an adult store, just the opposite, I have very specific tastes and couldn't find what I wanted anywhere locally! There was such a huge selection on Amazon. Moral of the story, knock yourself out!

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It makes sense, I mean all our organs were probably more squished together. Why not that one?

She said it would be almost unnoticeable and just be more comfortable. I wouldn't mind some more space down there. It is a little uncomfy for me know sometimes because I feel too snug. :wub:

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My husband and I "front spoon" much easier and we fit during the sha bang bang better. OMG' date=',did I type all that out loud?lol

Seriously, I think if you do crunches, it helps lift the muscles that support that area.[/quote']

The other night I laughed so hard I nearly peed myself when my husband said, "I can't believe we used to do that. Clearly 'this' is wasted on the young! We just didn't appreciate it."

I'm still giggling... down almost 40 pounds and it's been like re-discovery heaven.

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It makes sense' date=' I mean all our organs were probably more squished together. Why not that one?

She said it would be almost unnoticeable and just be more comfortable. I wouldn't mind some more space down there. It is a little uncomfy for me know sometimes because I feel too snug. :wub:[/quote']

Me too! Snug can be a problem ....

I love this thread. Belly (or should I say FUPA?) laugh city.

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Snug should never be a problem, if it is, tell him to slow down. Kegel exercises are a good thing. So is astroglide.

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Well mine changed sorta and I went to my Gyn about it.he swears that FAT doesnt affect that area, but sex became MUCH more painful for the first 6 months and I hated it....we think its because with less butt and thigh Padding, hubby is able to get "deeper" access...just my personal experience.

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Well mine changed sorta and I went to my Gyn about it.he swears that FAT doesnt affect that area' date=' but sex became MUCH more painful for the first 6 months and I hated it....we think its because with less butt and thigh Padding, hubby is able to get "deeper" access...just my personal experience.[/quote']

Agreed. Crazy agree lol

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Thank You Lissa for all the Info. I really appreciate it ;-)

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I have to say this was a great way to start my evening at home....after a crappy work day, I sat here laughing.

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Well you know back a couple a years ago..there was a news story on getting your Vajayjay pulled up , tightened , or whatever you wanna call it to make it look "prettier"..so you can always have plastic surgery of you feel have a drape over your privates!

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Thank you for this thread! I am pre-sleeve. My hubby made a comment about Ms Kitty and how she was fatter and would she shrink. I thought I could find out here if MS Kitty would lose some padding, and I guess I was right!

Still laughing about this thread.

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I'm only 3 weeks post op, so I dont have any facts yet, but I am hopeing that it will enable me to reach the big "O" easier. It was easier before I gained all this weight, but I dont know if its a physical thing or just a self esteem issue.

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I'm only 3 weeks post op, so I dont have any facts yet, but I am hopeing that it will enable me to reach the big "O" easier. It was easier before I gained all this weight, but I dont know if its a physical thing or just a self esteem issue.

I'm the opposite. I didn't have one until i was heavier. Hoping it's just because I was older (you know what they say about the sex improving with age for women). I really, really hope that doesn't go away. :(

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I'm the opposite. I didn't have one until i was heavier. Hoping it's just because I was older (you know what they say about the sex improving with age for women). I really' date=' really hope that doesn't go away. :([/quote']

It's not that it gets better with age really. It's that older men are more experienced and not in a rush:D

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