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[donniej 35]

You already have everything you are going to have. However, weight loss will make it look larger and reduction in adipose tissue will expose more length and effectively make it larger up to the anatomical point you are meant to be at

Arent you just a party pooper...lol J/K

[elizabeth12677 6]

Well I need to get a man! 50 shades of Grey, all this talk about better sex, etc... This thread has made me giggle and turn a bit red. Love it!

[futureskinnypants 193]

I was in a very silly mood.

You know..the SKINNY name... immigrants who change names...

You had to be there.

oh oh oh!!!! i didn't read it in that context!!!!! thats funny lol

[Patrick Curl 424]

Arent you just a party pooper...lol J/K

Yeah tell me about it, just about dashed my dreams of becoming a porn star post op. Guess I will have to stick with programming.

[nursing38 23]

OMG!!!!!! I have not stopped laughing. This is the best thread ever. Loved Patricks response and the one about the elliptical....I almost spewed Water over my computer. keep it up.

[Patrick Curl 424]

Re "keep it up" um that's whet she said... I so had to say that lol

[Jennifer SoFla 85]

Re "keep it up" um that's whet she said... I so had to say that lol

She won't be saying that when you're carrying around 13 more inches =)

[change 22]

Omg this thread is awesome. Fyi...growing up my grandma called it my "twinkie". haha

" wash your twinkie" she'd say.

Did I also mention that I loved the hostess cake twinkies? Every day at lunch I would open up my lunch box and then think about my Vagina.

Dang now I want a twinkie....the snack cake...not a vagina

This was hilarious!!! I can't stop laughing!

[Patrick Curl 424]

She won't be saying that when you're carrying around 13 more inches =)

Yeah except ladyivy dashed those hopes, my only chance is if I got like 6 or 7 inches hiding away in there lol then I might hit 13. Maybe happy sticks are like pyramids and only a third us showing.

Now once we excavate, you get the great pyramid at Giza, lol -a guy can dream right?

If it works I'm gonna write one of those penis enlargement books, sell my secret for $20 a pop. The book will have one sentence: lose 300 pounds. Lol

[Star1221 270]

Ok... That's not fair... Us ladies get saggy hoo ha's and lose our tah tah and they sag too, but men's swin swans get bigger... Not cool lol. Boob and clam lifts for all lol

[Jennifer SoFla 85]

Yeah except ladyivy dashed those hopes' date=' my only chance is if I got like 6 or 7 inches hiding away in there lol then I might hit 13. Maybe happy sticks are like pyramids and only a third us showing.

Now once we excavate, you get the great pyramid at Giza, lol -a guy can dream right?

If it works I'm gonna write one of those penis enlargement books, sell my secret for 20 a pop. The book will have one sentence: lose 300 pounds. Lol[/quote']

That's the theory of the pyramid? I didn't know that. I know Hemingway has a theory that with an iceberg you can only see an eighth of it... Good thing a penis isn't like that! lol Like the old joke goes, then girls would need tweezers to give hand jobs =}

[Patrick Curl 424]

Ok... That's not fair... Us ladies get saggy hoo ha's and lose our tah tah and they sag too' date=' but men's swin swans get bigger... Not cool lol. Boob and clam lifts for all lol[/quote']

Proof god is a man, us men got the cards stacked in our favor. No pregnancy, pms, periods, burden of populating the earth, and our netherbits get better post weight loss...lol

[Patrick Curl 424]

That's the theory of the pyramid? I didn't know that. I know Hemingway has a theory that with an iceberg you can only see an eighth of it... Good thing a penis isn't like that! lol Like the old joke goes' date=' then girls would need tweezers to give hand jobs =}[/quote']

Well if we're going with the hemingway theory sex would be like reverse birth I can see it now. Calling my surgeon and needing to be surgically removed from my wife how embarrassing would that be?

[Marty McSkinnystein 342]

[CrazyCatLady 130]

Wow, I disappear for a few days and come back to ....pyramids and icebergs!!

Carry on, folks :wub: