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Gone for Good Club - August 2006



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What's this "Colon Blow" lol..you speak of? I saw Colon Blow on Van Wilder's movie. That was hilarious. I reckon you'll be sweating, face making, churning innards...should be an interesting day for you in the morrow.

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It just so happened that on Tuesday I had a major BLOW!!!!!! That was some really rough lookin' poo, I feel like I've been flushed out! Man it's a good feeling, a really good feeling to get rid of all that old yucky poo!!

Thank You Colon Blow!!!" SS

Ok I'm dying of laughter!

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I think I'll buy some just so Funny and I can have a game of "Battle shits"

You sunk my battleshits!

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LOL no matter what...i am NOT taking pictures. I can have fun with the name and all, and what awful thing i am doing to my body, but i am NOT taking pictures of my "release" as they call it.

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*Is still cracking up*

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"Its official! Poopin’s cool. If your life is weighted down by crap, then visit Colonblow to discover a product that’s guaranteed to blow your mind as well as your butt hole. The average guy has up to eight undigested meals in the colon, and taking three doses of Colonblow will expel months, or even years, of the sludge that gets impacted in the gut. You’d be suprised at what disgusting remnants your bowel will eject after a dose of this stuff. Explosive site!"

-Maxim Magazine

Dude! I'm gonna get some. Seems exciting! lol

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I FREAKING LOVE the Colon Blow.

Hi guys!!! Finally went and got a fill today. I had gained 5 pounds. (bends over so Telly can arse kick me.)

Missed you guys. Been really busy. GOt a promotion. Did I mention I also gained five pounds. I have been working out super hard though. And the docs scales were different from mine.

Going to get my legs sugared tonight. GOing on a cruise soon.

Seriously...love the colon blow...and P'nut...

Yes...I am officially caught up on my reading and ready to roll with GFG again.

MISSED YOU GUYS A TON...and five pounds.

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Missed you Lins12. Congrats on the promotion, I hoped they upped your salary with a minimum of $5.oo, 1 for every pound.

Get a nice tan on the cruise and um, what's sugaring legs?

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