Yoda's Jedi Journals (aka Yoda's Yammerin's)

[argon 3]

Hey Yoda, I see 50lbs creeping up! WOOO!! You'll get there

[Yoda 0]

Thanks guys....*puts out turtle food to lure it further along* :hungry:

Yoda's Yuk Yuk:

Why do women rub their eyes when they get out of bed in the morning?

.......because they don't have balls to scratch.

Okay, here is one more for the road:

Mikey Mouse stood before the judge waiting for the verdict. "Mickey Mouse, I cannot grant you a divorce since the court has found Minnie Mouse to be mentally competent", proclaimed the judge. "But, your Honour", says Mickey Mouse..."I didn't say Minnie Mouse was crazy. I said she was fucking Goofy!!!!!"

:hurt

[loriely 0]

cute jokes Yoda. Is that movie little miss sunshine a chic ?

[argon 3]

a chick flick?

I don't think so. My boyfriend LOVED it too. I think *other* guys would find it funny and good as well.

[Yoda 0]

I agree with Argon....definitely NOT a chick flik.

Very funny movie.....Mr. Yoda also really liked it.

(mind you Mr Yoda and Mr Argon may be slightly more Enlightened than most men....but I think Mr. Loriely can take it too!). (just give him a chip to nibble on in the movie and he'll be happy!) LOL

[loriely 0]

I don;t think he would want a chip yet Yoda .He pureed a slice of pizza and he PB so right now he is careful. The smell just to him(haha)

[Yoda 0]

ROTFLMAO....

Mr. Loriely actually pureed a piece of pizza???? That is FREAKIN' hilarious!!!!

Leave it to a man!!!!!

:hurt :hurt :hurt

[CLOE 0]

OMG, pureed pizza, now I've heard of everything!!! It must have looked like he was blending up a squirrel.......ooey.

[loriely 0]

Cloe it looked so dry. Dh put some ranch on it. The smell got to him.(haha)

[Yoda 0]

The smell got to him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Serves him right!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

STILL *ROTFLMAO*

[CLOE 0]

This is killing me. Can you just picture it...... The blenders stuck honey, add some more ranch!...OMG

[argon 3]

OMG... I thought about things like that... for about 2 seconds! I can't believe her tried it! LOL

[CLOE 0]

OMG, Still laughing!!!............Please Loriely, don't let Mr. Loriely read this, he'll be so embarassed

[loriely 0]

Too late mr lorielyseen it and just chuckles.

[Yoda 0]

Loriely: u should tell mr. Loriely to post too! We could use some testosterony input on here too!

hehe