Yoda's Jedi Journals (aka Yoda's Yammerin's)

[mookie1 0]

What the heck? What’s up with those people? You’ve lost 60 lbs and they choose (and yes, that is an obvious choice) to ignore it? This scenario reeks of jealousy and big time envy. Crap, now they have to find something else to complain about. But then you had to go and rub it in their face by presenting your bozuuums** (sp?) on a silver platter? Shame on you, you sexy beast!

Your moment of silent revenge was so sweet I swear I can taste it here in AB. I am reminded of the Seinfeld episode where Elaine sends out her nipple x-mas card and George is disappointed that he didn’t receive one. Elaine says to him “You want a card? Here’s your card!” And grabs his balding head and shoves it down the front of her blouse.

Yoda, please note that the “had this quite amazing cleavage going on. heheheheheheehe. Bro-in-laws eyes were bugged out the whole time...and I must say I milked it!!!!!” double entendre was not lost on me.

Mookie

**Spell check thinks this word should be “Possums”. You’re boobs have now been christened Possum 1 and Possum 2.

[Yoda 0]

LMAO @ Mookie....

OKAY...yes, I recall that Seinfeld nipple episode quite well; one of the classics!!!

I'm glad that the double entendre was not lost on you Mookie....tho I'm ashamed to say that it WAS lost on me until you pointed it out!!! I shall be more alert from now on.....imagine what I can do if I actually THINK about it!! Scary!

Possum 1 and Possum 2.....hmmmmm...I like it!!!! (as long as they don't play dead and hang down too low!!).

:bananapartyhat:

[bandiva 0]

Hi Yoda. I can relate to your story. I went through that last time I lost weight. I just wanted to share something Dr. Ortiz said to me before he did my surgery. He was telling me how much my life was going to change and he mentioned; "You will know you have lost a lot of weight and look really good when you see your family and friends and they don't mention it." I laughed becasue I know it is true...but still it is so pathetic!

My new strategy is a game, let's see how long we can go without them bringing it up. It must mean you are doing everything right!

PS....And I am glad you FELT as good as you looked. Maybe you could give us the hotline number for the miracle bra as well! Way to go hot stuff!

[Yoda 0]

Okay, I know I started a thread on my airplane price issues but I'm too lazy to look for/find it!!! hehe.

Thought I'd let you know (those that care! LOL....) that I booked my flights to Victoria today...(late April).....got it with Westjet for a total of $497. YEEEEHAAAA!!!! Way better than the regular $827 price....and better than Air Canada's current seat sale price of $550.....good thing I waited.....I almost booked it last week when WestJet's sale price was $680.......I don't think I'll do much better than $497.....not from TO to Vic.!!!!

I told my folks today; seemed to have made their day. I'll even be there for my mom's b'day....so she is thrilled!

[bandiva 0]

Congrats on the great fare! If you would like to meet for coffee etc while you are here, just private message me and I will give you my number! I know you will be here to spend time with your family, so no pressure.

[mookie1 0]

Ah yes...your patience paid off grasshopper! I've never been to the island, my husbands brother/wife live in Shamanus (sp?). Glad that worked out for you. If you have a stop over in Edmonton for a few hours, let me know...I'm sure I could round up Becca and head out to the airport for a coffee, err...life force essence or whatever it is that Yoda's drink.

[becca77 0]

For Sure!!!!

[becca77 0]

Wow, what a good deal on that fare Yoda. Good job.

[Yoda 0]

Bandiva....actually I won't be staying in Victoria, I'll be staying in Chemainus (where your relatives are Mookie...I assume that is where you meant!). I'll land and then be whisked off up island! But otherwise, if I was in Vict....definitely a get together would have been warranted!

Becca & Mookie....I actually am switching planes in Edmonton but I'm only there for an hour before my next flight leaves. I don't think that gives me anytime when you consider that normally the board the plane 30 mins prior....which therefore only gives me 30 mins at the airport and I'm not sure I can even leave security. But it would have been a kewl idea if I were there longer!!

On the way back, I stop off in Calgary.

[Irishmist 0]

That was a great deal you got on the fare Yoda, and nice that you will be there for your mom's birthday.

Maria:rose:

[CLOE 0]

Okay, somewhere I missed this all-together. When are you going????

[CLOE 0]

Oh ya, geesh, April. nevermind:o ....... :girl_hug:

[mookie1 0]

Ya, I think it's the same place. Known for Murals on their builldings?? Too bad about the short stop over *(good for you I guess). Next time....

[Yoda 0]

Yes that is it Mookie....the town is world famous for it's bldg murals.

[Yoda 0]

Oh ya, geesh, April. nevermind:o ....... :) :)

No worries Cloe......I know you have blond roots!!!