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:canada: :canada: :) :) :)

Okay....I will take Argon's suggestion.

This will be my yammerin' thread....

I'm too zonked right now though, so I'm off to bed.....but beware of future yammerin's.....MMMMMWWWWaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

:huggie: :ban: :) :)

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Ohhhhh Maaaaaan, Yoda's got her own thread? Don't let this go to your head Yoda:p .

Hey, don't you have a fill scheduled for tommorow? I think ratgirl also has a consult, too. I think it's at TLBC but I could be wrong (of course that never happens).

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thanks loriely, I forgot, she goes for a special fill with x-ray or something.

good lord neenaugh, don't encourage her:rolleyes: ...................:speechles .

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Hey it just hit me.....:confused:........"Chronicles of Cloe" (is that how you spell it?). Someone else will have to start it, I'm to shy:rolleyes:

Now, what about Neenaugh, Loriely, Irishmist, Canadian Sunshine, come on guys jump on board.

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Now, what about Neenaugh, Loriely, Irishmist, Canadian Sunshine, come on guys jump on board.

I don't dare start my own thread. It would end up being Canada Sunshine's Bitchfest or something.:heh:

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Hey it just hit me.....:wacko:........"Chronicles of Cloe" (is that how you spell it?). Someone else will have to start it, I'm to shy:rolleyes:

Now, what about Neenaugh, Loriely, Irishmist, Canadian Sunshine, come on guys jump on board.

oh Yeah your soooo shy! puleeeze!

If I started one, it would consist mainly of my b*tching about Optifast at this point, and how tasty the kids who come in the library look!!!:hungry:

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Hey...I would start a thread for all of ya and make up cool titles, but it might not be what ya want....sooo....go ahead folks...start one up for yourselves.....!

Argon: I will try and yammer on but it will be difficult to keep up with ya.

Loriely: I'm gonna make you my personal manager; you seem to know my schedule!!! LOL. (hey, at least SHE listens to me!!)....hehehe.

Re. my upcoming fill: yesiree bob...it is, in fact tomorrow at the hospital under fluro (first time for me like that). Mr. Yoda & I both took the day off to go (it will be about an hour and a half there....maybe longer cause it will be during rush hour...eep). Not sure yet what we'll do afterwards but you can rest assured we won't be eating at any fancy eateries!

I'm a lil' anxious for two reasons: first because Dr. Y. will be able to see me "inside" I'm afraid he will tell me something is wrong....like my port flipped or something....for some reason I'm expecting the worst...so I'm nervous about that. Secondly, I really really really want this fill to work for me and I want to get the "right" amount of restriction so that I can get this show on the road.

Finally....just for Neenagh...here is one of my many "deep thoughts":

WELL.......:wacko:

So, I will leave u with Yoda's Yuk-Yuk of the day: What do u call a man with a green ball in each hand? Someone with perfect control over the Jolly Green Giant!!!

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Go Deeper Yoda! Deeper I Say!:wacko:

Hmmmmm that is usually what I say to Mr. Yoda!!!

*ROTFLMAO*

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yoda you and that 6 inch sub. yes my memory is good ,but short. good luck tomorrow at hosp. let us know ok.

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