Sex in the kitchen (joke)

[NJChick 3]

She is in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for Breakfast.< /strong>

He walks in. She turns and says, "You've got to make love to me -- this very moment."

His eyes light up and he thinks, This is my lucky day.

Not wanting to lose the moment, he embraces her and then gives it his all on the kitchen table.

Afterwards she says, "Thanks," and returns to the stove.

More than a little puzzled, he asks, "What was that all about?"

She explains, "The egg timer's broken."

[Morsaille 4]

............Ouch

[sugarplum 0]

very funny gr8 joke !!!!!!

[bibytz 0]

Fuuuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnny!!!

[Tired_Old_Man 1]

Did she throw the burnt eggs away or give them to the dog?

[Elisabethsew 50]

I hope the eggs were not UNDERcooked!

[Telly 4]

Can we say.."Minute man?"

[jenny 1]

verrry funny:clap2:

[HarleyNana 10]

Eileenie, did you get that egg timer fixed yet?

Heheheheheh...love ya!

[Teresita 0]

I hope the eggs were not UNDERcooked!

Exactly!!!!

[floydsgurl 0]

LOL...that's

["Just" Paul 1]

My wife tried that on me once, but she needed to roast a whole turkey!:heh:

[Tired_Old_Man 1]

My wife tried that on me once, but she needed to roast a whole turkey!:heh:

You must have a very big microwave oven.:scalesno:

[NJChick 3]

Eileenie, did you get that egg timer fixed yet?

Heheheheheh...love ya!

Who told yah ? :guess