Never Trust A Fart!

[zenoosh 112]

Seriously, you guys, I almost sharted reading all these posts! This is some funny S**T! LITERALLY! Im not laughing at you, and im sure once im sleeved, ill be laughing with you

My boyfriend always used to say "never trust a fart..."

[Sannah 258]

I LOVE THE TITLE!!! .

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[deb_fox 42]

It certainly helps that we can share the humor in something that could be embarassing.

[Ijam75 102]

I only had that problem one time after taking some Miralax (sp?). I hadn't taken care of my business in a few to many days, so I mixed the recommended dose in some Water per my doc. I spent the next 24 hrs with a gurgling gut but no progress...

The next morning I got off the couch and did the manly celebration of a good fart aka lift leg high and aim it... oops it wasn't just a fart...

Did I mention we don't wear clothes in our house?

Thank god for hardwood floors...

TMI?

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[Liamlover2011 66]

This is the funniest thing I have read on here!! I'm pre op and will be so scared every time I feel a fart coming once I'm post op. ah geez! Thanks for the openness about this it was really too funny!

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[suepeeps 230]

Loving this thread! I am pre-op but have heard from friends to never trust a fart! I started my liquid diet today so it was good to read I should be cautious now too!!

great way to start my day with a few giggles!! I am sure I will have to be cautious when giggling later on....