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Way, Way Tmi... Er... Chafing: A Funny (?) Story



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Jimmy, Women responded first because there are WAY more of us here than there are guys. We're also the ones trying to take care of everyone, so we hear ALL of the men's complaints...even the ones they won't tell their buddies!

Besides, We're used to treating chafing in private areas from changing baby diapers. :)

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My mind went straight to the gutter. Gotta admit... Thought you were going to say it was because you were... Hmmm... How do you say?... Rougher lol. But keep with boxer briefs unless for sexy date. Better for your boys and less movement :-)

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My mind went straight to the gutter. Gotta admit... Thought you were going to say it was because you were... Hmmm... How do you say?... Rougher lol. But keep with boxer briefs unless for sexy date. Better for your boys and less movement :-)

I have to say the women on here know what they are talking about.

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OK here is the best thing you can do for this, corn startch first then aquaphour it will work over night promise! Lol then use the corn startch when you know it is going to be rubbing or sweaty!

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LOL... really knowledgeable folks on here, especially the women!

I won't say I haven't had any... um, rougher activities, but -- as much as I'd like to brag -- not enough to cause this degree of chafing. No, sadly, the cause this time was cotton and denim, not vodka and wild nights out ;)

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I'm absolutely speechless. Mark this one on the calendar.

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Think that's why I jumped there. Been thinking about Jack all day and my young days lol. But, to be completely honest, I'm always in the gutter lol

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Sorry Lissa... I started it lol. I'll go to the corner lol

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LOL... really knowledgeable folks on here' date=' especially the women!

I won't say I haven't had any... um, rougher activities, but -- as much as I'd like to brag -- not enough to cause this degree of chafing. No, sadly, the cause this time was cotton and denim, not vodka and wild nights out ;)[/quote']

The monkey butt is very safe for the "No,No's" as my 4 yr old calls them as they make the stuff specifically for changing babies and irritations in that specific area. If you can't find it in anywhere else in the store it will be in the diaper rash section. Though I also believe they keep some in the pharmacy area with the ointments like Blue Star and such..LOL...and thanks for the honesty. Feels good to know we can all be open and honest here!! And I agree, its prolly the boxers...NSV, can't have the junk hangin and swingin anymore due to my weight loss!!!

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It's okay, Star. YOU didn't leave me speechless. :) This is a g-rated forum usually, so I had no response to Ourborous' last post! :)

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A woman after my own heart Lissa lol

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Yeah, Star, I sometimes have to remind myself that prison humor/attitude doesn't work in a g-rated forum. I work really hard not to drop curse words into posts here. 13 years after my last work day in a prison, I still use way too much salty language.

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BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Love it!

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Gonna definitely have to check out this monkey butt powder. It's safe for the, um junkal area?

it came out to help babies with diaper rash so i think you would be safe

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Lanacane sells chafing cream that is off the hook:) anti monkey butt works excellent too but I love the lanacane!!

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