What's *good* about being fat?

[Vegaswildflower 0]

We are much less likely to Drowned, more body fat means we float!!

[dawg 0]

We can make native tribesmen scream "Bring back the sun!"

The next famine. We win.

We're funny, and if you don't agree, we'll sit on you.

[trizzy 0]

Have a place to set the bowl of popcorn---and keep it away from the kids with your elbows!:mad:

Babies LOVE jumping on our built-in trampoline!

We are more gullible when it comes to buying diet anything--so the 'diet' market seeks us out and we are their godsend! It is nice to be someone's target audience! lol

[Telly 4]

You can hide things on your person or even in your FUPA.

[DonnaB 3]

If our plane goes down in the frozen tundra we'll be the last to be eaten.

Of course that means WE'LL be the ones doin' the eating. Ladyfingers anyone?

[TexasTerry 0]

Love handles to hold onto!

Terry :mad:

[maryb 1]

No one asks you why you are not wearing a bikini at the beach!

[dawg 0]

We give the medical industry and fast food franchises a stable employment base.

We can show empathy for fat people, after we stop being fat.

[liberty2003 0]

Have plenty of room in stores..People tend to move away if your big

oh and when i was really bigger i had no social life..so ....

~Kristen

[Goannabanda 0]

You can stand up and take your chair with you and still keep your hands free.

You get told you have a big personality.

You feel warm longer than everyone else.

[dawg 0]

You CAN have your cake, and eat it too.

[Goannabanda 0]

We are often fitter than we think - with strong muscles and reasonably good cardio fitness (from lugging our fat behinds around 24-7).

[Goannabanda 0]

We understand other fat people more completely than non-fatties can.

[BigED 0]

Will never have a heart attack from running a marathon

If your at a concert or a huge crowd of people, No one has to be told to move !!

Not doing Stairs

Not Push Mowing the yard

[DevilMayKare 1]

More padding!!

Honest to God, yesterday I accidently stepped on a National Geographic that was lying on the carpet and did a sideways *SWOOSH!* right on my turkey-plump glute and didn't hurt a thing! A skinny lass woulda bruised a hip for sure!