What's *good* about being fat?

[Goannabanda 0]

Okay - you'd better send me some of that lemonade - but can I have Cointreau (sp?) or Midori in mine please?

Another one:

You have a great excuse for not ordering any of the over-price threads from clothing / lingerie parties - you can just go meet your friends and be social.

[Vegaswildflower 0]

That Lemonaid is really good with a shot od citron and Chambord Raspberry liquor,

I think I hear my swimming pool calling me , its lonely and wants me to lie by it.. =)

["Just" Paul 1]

Mmmmm... that sounds refreshing.

Can I have one, and drink it at your pool? All I have is my daughter's ELMO sprinkler... not quite the same.

[nursekathy2u 0]

Able to wear a thong and no one can tell you are even wearing anything....

In fact.. I put on a thong once and I havent been able to find it since

[GayleTX 1]

maryb.....LOL!! We also have a great built-in holster for our cell phones - no digging in the purse for us!!

[Wheetsin 714]

We'll never sink!

[Morsaille 4]

OK this is obviously off topic-

Don't know about you guys, but I may skip on the plastic surgery so that when I reach goal I can use my extra skin like the flying squirrels do... jumping naked out of trees all around the neighborhood. Or cliff-diving...Ooh hang-gliding without the glider!

and Paul... Where did you find and Elmo sprinkler? My 2yo is nuts for the little red guy.

[MoOrLess 0]

This thread really was a tongue-in-cheek but 'maybe' could we stay on track? chugga chugga choo choo.............

Another one: We get flyers in the mail ADVERTISING that we are fat!

["Just" Paul 1]

OK this is obviously off topic-

Don't know about you guys, but I may skip on the plastic surgery so that when I reach goal I can use my extra skin like the flying squirrels do... jumping naked out of trees all around the neighborhood. Or cliff-diving...Ooh hang-gliding without the glider!

and Paul... Where did you find and Elmo sprinkler? My 2yo is nuts for the little red guy.

Got him at Walmart about 4 years ago.

You've gotta take some video when you fly for the first time.

Personally, I am gonna use the extra skin on my belly as an apron when I'm cooking.

[Wheetsin 714]

We get flyers in the mail ADVERTISING that we are fat!

Not sure about that one, I get emails every day telling me how I can make my penis larger...

Ok, umm... we can make the "slap the pony" sound without having to actually get slapped?

[Vickie1177 0]

The More The Cushion The Better The Pushing

[AprilApril 0]

On a serious note...(sorry)...we are hopefully more compassionate.

[DrewsLou 3]

People think I have a "great personality"

[CanadaSunshine 0]

In fact.. I put on a thong once and I havent been able to find it since

LMAO!!

I remember trying on some adorable pink lingerie once...it curled up over my belly and I looked like one of the dancing hippos from the Fantasia movie. My mom and I laughed and laughed til it hurt.

So that's another one, fat girls are always FUN!!

[PhotoNut 7]

Sunshine...

I can picture that so easily becuase I've seen it in my own mirror! Too bad you didnt buy it and take before and after pics in it!