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I don't know what it means. :think And it's not in there!! :)

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I just added it. Sorry it took so long.

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1. Who would want to kidnap us?

2. We are the life of the party because we are crying on the inside and laughing on the outside.

Just my take on things....

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Kare - glad you didn't hurt yourself.

...hhmmmm, I know this thread is tongue in cheek and supposed to be fun, if not even a bit motivational, but am I the only one who finds it a bit negative and depressing???

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Charmine toilet paper company owners love us! They make a fortune b/c we've got more to wipe???

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Kare - glad you didn't hurt yourself.

...hhmmmm, I know this thread is tongue in cheek and supposed to be fun, if not even a bit motivational, but am I the only one who finds it a bit negative and depressing???

Depends on how you look at it. It CAN be depressing. But you can make lemonade out of lemons right?

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Our boobages are naturally big. :D At least that's one thing that I like, speaking for myself. :biggrin1:

Technically this isnt correct, mine are not big at all, in fact after I save up enough money from working Im getting implants! Mine have always been small lol!

Hmmmm One Good thing....

*You dont have to worry about balancing dates and school work

*You always have time to write the Hottie McHottie's Essay for him, while he takes out the cheerleader...(or in my case drunken female down the hall)

*PLENTY OF TIME TO MYSPACE!!!!

*Those cool little scooters in Wal*Mart (ive never used one tho)

*The humble personality that comes after you've lost the weight

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Something that happened at work when I was in my 20's. A very large lady asked me for change. I got out my change box, and she pulled out the biggest wallet I had ever seen before from her clevage. I then saw her put it back in. I swear you couldn't tell the difference when she had it in then when she had it out! Talk about a great place to keep your money safe!

BOOB SAFE!

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