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My sister and I were coming up with a name for my lose weight journal.

Here are some of the things we came up with. We thought they were funny anyway.

1-Pouch Grouch

2-Rear End

3-Gluteous Minimus

4-Matter of Fat

5- Bend Over

6- Diary Air

7-Chews the Right

8-Flab You Less

9-F.A.T- Forever Altered Topography

10-Broad Weigh

11-Mind Over Fatter

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As I was "eating" my bfast this morning (1oz liquified mashed potatoes & 1oz yogurt) I looked at it all and thought this is definitely a matter where my eyes are bigger than my stomach! :D

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I love the PIC! My experience yesterday!! Lawd!

I also see you are doing mash potatoes and yogurt. We were sleeved the same day. I'm still on Clear liquids.

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:)

My sister and I were coming up with a name for my lose weight journal.

Here are some of the things we came up with. We thought they were funny anyway.

1-Pouch Grouch

2-Rear End

3-Gluteous Minimus

4-Matter of Fat

5- Bend Over

6- Diary Air

7-Chews the Right

8-Flab You Less

9-F.A.T- Forever Altered Topography

10-Broad Weigh

11-Mind Over Fatter

Bwahaahaa!! Those are funny!! Makes me want to change my screen name to flab you less ;)

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One of the things that scares me about losing weight is that I'll be easier to kidnap.

Ok not really but it's a great one liner I repeat to myself lately. ;)

I have always been a big girl. My mother on the other hand was 5'1" and weighed about 100 lbs soaking wet. She had a major napoleon complex, which I grew up with. What that means is that you now have a very large girl with a napoleon complex personality. This = intimidating (even though I never meant to be). My biggest fear is that I am going to be much smaller, but have the same personality and expectations. I'm afraid of just the sort of thing you mentioned (maybe not exactly, but you get the point).

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Bwahaahaa!! Those are funny!! Makes me want to change my screen name to flab you less ;)

I totally vote for #4!

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This reminds me of something I tell my friends all the time here at UCSB. Everyone says they are afraid to walk alone at night and I always say, "Look at me, I am twice as big as all the guys that go here!" -- most of the boys here are shorter and thinner like surfer guys. :)

One of the things that scares me about losing weight is that I'll be easier to kidnap.

Ok not really but it's a great one liner I repeat to myself lately. ;)

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