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Teabagging is a slang term for the act of a man placing his genitals, specifically the scrotum, on the face, head, or in the mouth of another person.

Chilidogging

When you are tit f**king a girl and you take a dump on her chest to provide lubricant. The resulting penis covered in excrement between her tits resembles a disgusting chili dog.

Okay who makes this stuff up?? And what country does this occur in? I am all about trying something new but the day my husband shits on my chest, there best be a new car in the driveway of my new house!

no thanks KY would be my choice!! ugghhh......who cleans it up? I am getting a visual here...oh no!:faint:

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Okay, I am now grossed out. I had no clue what a chili dog was. Is this for real?!?!?!?!?!???! You mean people really do this?

Wouldn't this really.......stink?!?!? :faint:

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LOL I think it is made up by sick frat boys with much time on their hands. I doubt any of them have actually done it. But I don't want to be the one to take that poll.

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I am all about trying something new but the day my husband shits on my chest, there best be a new car in the driveway of my new house!

It better be a mansion with a garage full of new cars!! Wait, I'll pass on the mansion and cars. I thought a chili dog was something you get the Dairy Queen. :D

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I'm ashamed of you all for these disgusting posts. Now be quiet so I can go back and read them again to be certain they said what I thought they said!

Looks at the bottom of the page. Oo.. I have a stalker. *snickers*

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I'm ashamed of you all for these disgusting posts. Now be quiet so I can go back and read them again to be certain they said what I thought they said!

Looks at the bottom of the page. Oo.. I have a stalker. *snickers*

looking for new ideas to spice up the bedroom pnut? LOL

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*laughs* Nah, my lovelife is spicy enough already thanks. *grins*

*looks around* What was that? Oo! *giggles* I tink I taw a talker!

(someone have a stop watch? start timing!)

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It better be a mansion with a garage full of new cars!! Wait, I'll pass on the mansion and cars. I thought a chili dog was something you get the Dairy Queen. :D

Ewww...Dairy Queen (perhaps the name should be a tip off). The day some dude at an ice cream place trys to take a dump on me....I am moving away...far far away....lol. I am never ordering chocolate ice cream from Dairy Queen again!!!!

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