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we are but bags of electrolized blood and guts wandering around bumping into each other till we fall down and die. basically that is life. happiness is realizing this, and dancing your baggy ass through the crowd with a smile on your face.

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I have decided that life on LBT is a Spanish soap opera.

I have no doubt that next week the 50 personalities of P'Nut's that are doing something with FunnyD are going to produce a huge herd of rampaging bastards. It will then be discovered that I had a sex change and am actually my own sister, Maria. It will also transpire that Telly died but has been resurrected by a strange potion developed by the Clak Clak cult.

I've also decided we need to change LBT to stand for something corny.

How about "Life Beyond Tomorrow"??

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Funny, did you say Dirty Sanchez? No wait..did Paul say he liked "chillidogging?" WTF??

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Stranger - where you sit on your hand till it becomes numb and then you masterbate. It doesn't feel like it's your hand it feels like it's someone else, hence the name "Stranger"

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Wavy I hope you know what chillidogging means, lol.

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Funny, did you say Dirty Sanchez? No wait..did Paul say he liked "chillidogging?" WTF??

Keep me out of your dirty talk, you foul-mouthed temptress!

BTW, are you a foul-mouthed temptress? If so, PM me, we need to talk privately.:P

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....will THIS do it?????

Ewww who thinks of this stuff? Hmmm I have had fish...none of them had the runs...ewww lol!

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:P

FUPA FUPA FUPA!! OY OY OY!!

There's a pub call you will never hear!! LOL Tricia you made me spit coffee.< /p>

an HELL NO i am not into dirty sanchezs. and teabagging is only offensive to other men.

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