Thread Killers

[green 6]

lol! My cat ditched me. I loved the bejesus out of him. And one day my roommate opened the door while I wasn't home and he split. He started life as an outside cat, and then was an indoor cat and he hated it even though he had a buddy. Maybe I wasn't subservient enough?

Evilah

Our kitten showed up at our house as a stray. After she spent two nights knocking on our front door we took her in. She was really nice to us when she first arrived but beat up on the resident cat, a large and very sweet cat, all the time. Then we discovered that tiny as she was she was pregnant. We paid for her shots, her abortion, and for her to be spayed. The big cat died from kidney failure. :cry And we were left with the kitten from hell! :tired Her good point is that she is not a picky eater.

Maybe she will ditch us someday.........:straight

[Evilah 1]

Poor kitty! She had a rough start in life! How little was the kitten? I've seen young pregnant cats, but I don't know how young they can get pregnant... I wonder

[edieparks 2]

There are really clever people in here. I just wonder about them sometimes. Always enjoy. I am loosing up.

That kitty litter cake was over the top . I don't think I could eat it.

Well maybe I could.

edie

[babygrl1234 6]

The kitty litter cake was delicious. Of course I had to throw away about half of it because I would have kept picking at it and eating it.

[losingjusme 12]

well, i am the perfect thread killer ... so here goes...

i am sitting here bored at work and crying from laughing so hard. read every page here, the posts were great!!

[green 6]

The kitty litter cake was delicious. Of course I had to throw away about half of it because I would have kept picking at it and eating it.

Ooh, that kitty litter cake!!! :rolleyes I don't think I could have eaten it, not after years of dealing with cats and the used litter which is the inevitable result of dealing with cats. But the concept is absolutely brilliant!

As for the question of kittens and pregnancy, we once took in a stray kitten who was small enough that she could sit on my husband's foot and, yep, she was pregnant. The animal was probably about 7 months old at the time. She more than doubled her size after she started living with us. Of course we had her spayed and she ended up being one of the sweetest animals we have ever had. She was, however, a little flakey and this leads me to one of my theories about cats: the dumb ones are usually the nicest ones.

[green 6]

And if talking about cats isn't the perfect thread killer then I don't know what is!!!!!!!!!!

[wavydaby 1]

I prefer cheese to kill a thread

[Carlene 12]

I prefer cheese to kill a thread

Is there a Smilie of a happy face pelting someone with cheese balls? If not, there should be.

NO CHEESE, Wavy.

[BJean 16]

Cheeeeese!

[green 6]

Cutting the cheese.........!

[BJean 16]

Cutting the cheese = thread killer.

[Devana 0]

Please, guys, no. We don't want a resurrection of the cheese enforcers.

[anonemouse 1]

Please, guys, no. We don't want a resurrection of the cheese enforcers.

Ditto. I read some of the old threads (from back when they were apparently banning people left and right). PLEASE don't get that crap started again. It had to be THE most annoying shit to read through. Made me want to gouge my eyes out.

[Devana 0]

Made me want to gouge my eyes out.

Ha!!!! Too funny. Me too, actually.