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ewww. chilidog... ewww....

I told DH about that and he always knows slang terms for ANYTHING sexual, but he didn't know that.

His exact words were "That isn't very sanitary". Totally grossed him out.

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I've decided my work needs to give me a code to bill to for filling out my time card. I swear it takes longer to track the time I spend on a particular project than it did to do the work.

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I've decided my work needs to give me a code to bill to for filling out my time card. I swear it takes longer to track the time I spend on a particular project than it did to do the work.

We must work for the same company.

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Its a line from Ron White, one of the 4 from Blue Collar Comedy Tour. One of his stories talks about when her was growing up his nickname was tater salad. His son's name...tater tot. his dog's name is just tater.

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I'm gonna strip down naked and run through the streets with a sword in one hand, a pie in the other, and a party favor horn shoved up my butt playing "yankee doodle dandy"!! Who's with me??

Film at 11.

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