Thread Killers

[FunnyDuddies 6]

Frat parties? Oy vey again...:omg: I have been to a few of those in my quiet little life, so maybe I'm showing my age...I never saw that. Or anything like that. Polished nails and make up on the passed out frat boy, yes. Eeeeeek!!!!!!!!!

they actually draw all over the body with permenant marker now, and pile trash on top of them to take pictures.

Wheetsin, I recommend Thread Killers XXX Enter at your own risk!!

[the best me 6]

Ya'll are out of my league...I need a break!!!!!!!!! LOL

[dawg 0]

my D is missing again. please excuse my misspellings. We all know i am an intelligent woman, but the lack of the properly working D key is making me look as silly as some other members.

Hold down the alt key and then type on the number pad:

Alt 68 then release Alt = D

Alt 100 then release Alt = d

Now, if you decide to just run without D's.... It's your own "amn" fault

[FunnyDuddies 6]

yeah....i think i'd rather go on looking like a moron. thanks.

[dawg 0]

yeah....i think i'd rather go on looking like a moron. thanks.

...... GRIN

[FunnyDuddies 6]

I wanna be a LOOSER!!!

[dawg 0]

I wanna be a LOOSER!!!

I wanna be a TIGHTER

[FunnyDuddies 6]

title changed. i feel its appropriate. any guesses on how many won't get it?

[PhotoNut 7]

I get it!! :wave:

[PhotoNut 7]

LOL!!! Too _amn funny!!!

[PhotoNut 7]

Ok...

I just heard a dull *thud* sound, like someone getting hit in the chest. And then I hear Dawg say, "Ugh.. that was a silly thing to do"

He just punched himself. What a wacko.

Now he's over there singing.. "sphincter monkeys" to the tune of Freres Jacques.. Freres Jacques.. dorme vous..

[FunnyDuddies 6]

Better than the barry white voice calling out "coooooooooooolon blooooooooooooooow"

[dawg 0]

Great, I thought this thread got renamed and went in the damn XXX thread by accident.

Holy Moly. My poor eyes.

[FunnyDuddies 6]

*jedi stance*

[Charlif761 0]

Here's mine... *gets into character*:

i had surgery one month ago now everytime i eat my eyes and ears and butt and fingers bleed this only happens when i eat and then i go puke it all back up and i puke up blood and some chunks of body tissue and something that looks like gray spaghetti oh and one time a sock but that was just a week after surgery so i figured the surgeon musta left it in there and one time i peed and it was bloody and had hair in it and something that looked like a lego... and then usually after i poo or pee i pass out but i always regain consciousness within like 4 hours or so im never unconscious for more than 4 hours but when i wake up usually im blind for a few more hours and i cant feel my fingers or toes and im kind of dizzy and cant walk for a few days but after maybe a week or two i feel back to normal and the bleeding stops does anyone else have these symptoms? what is it? should i take pepto bismol?

What kills a thread for me is total absence of common sense. I have no problem meeting someone halfway, hell - I'll even go 70%, but come on - you have to show you're at least trying.

I seem to kill threads...

That is the funniest thing I have read on LapBandTalk!!!!!! WAY TO GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!