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Used to know a guy that ended up crushing one of his testicles in a bicycle accident.

I'm sure he could relate.

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Cincinati-style Chilli over noodles, topped with cheese, onions, Beans and jalapeno peppers.

Served with nice warm cornbread and apple butter.

On the side, a frosty mug of draft root beer, or a nice pint of Guinness.

Look like I am off to the "Hard Times Cafe, Bar and Restaurant" tonight!

A little chilli, a little billiards or darts... a perfect evening.

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i started my Colon Blow this morning. Wish me luck!!

Many happy bowel movements to you.

May your colon blow like old faithful.

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Roflmao @ Colon Blow...

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i started my Colon Blow this morning. Wish me luck!!

So is Paul! See?

Cincinati-style Chilli over noodles, topped with cheese, onions, Beans and jalapeno peppers.

Served with nice warm cornbread and apple butter.

On the side, a frosty mug of draft root beer, or a nice pint of Guinness.

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Yeah...

but mine will happen more quickly... and more violently!

CHILLI!!!!!!!

I am sure I will be joining the religious thread than too.

OH DEAR GOD>>> WHAT THE HELL>>> JESUS CHRIST>>>

HELP ME GOD!!!!!! I'M IN HELL!!! KILL ME< KILL ME NOW!!!

DEAR GOD IN HEAVEN ABOVE!!!!!!!!!!

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I had to admit, Paul's food choice did sound like it would accomplish the same as Colon Blow .

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Yeah...

but mine will happen more quickly... and more violently!

CHILLI!!!!!!!

I am sure I will be joining the religious thread than too.

OH DEAR GOD>>> WHAT THE HELL>>> JESUS CHRIST>>>

HELP ME GOD!!!!!! I'M IN HELL!!! KILL ME< KILL ME NOW!!!

DEAR GOD IN HEAVEN ABOVE!!!!!!!!!!

I know that conversation.

1 large doner kebab, chilli and garlic sauce, lettuce, onions, Tomato. Sit back and wait for the fireworks.

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I had to admit, Paul's food choice did sound like it would accomplish the same as Colon Blow .

if the chillis is spicy enough!

I hear NASA is gonna harness my dad's spicy chilli to launch the space shuttle replacement vehicle in 2015. Unfortunately, everyone in Florida will have to be issued special oxygen/gas masks.

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