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[dawg 0]

Used to know a guy that ended up crushing one of his testicles in a bicycle accident.

I'm sure he could relate.

[3loves 0]

Did you hear about the new digital mammogram? Really, it was on the news tonight.

[FunnyDuddies 6]

Beans And cheese

[dawg 0]

Penguins and cheese.< /p>

[PhotoNut 7]

No no! Beans and cornbread!

er.. I messed that up didn't I?

Umm.. Umm..

Penguins and frozen yogurt!!

There!

[FunnyDuddies 6]

i started my Colon Blow this morning. Wish me luck!!

["Just" Paul 1]

Cincinati-style Chilli over noodles, topped with cheese, onions, Beans and jalapeno peppers.

Served with nice warm cornbread and apple butter.

On the side, a frosty mug of draft root beer, or a nice pint of Guinness.

Look like I am off to the "Hard Times Cafe, Bar and Restaurant" tonight!

A little chilli, a little billiards or darts... a perfect evening.

[dawg 0]

i started my Colon Blow this morning. Wish me luck!!

Many happy bowel movements to you.

May your colon blow like old faithful.

[FunnyDuddies 6]

Many happy bowel movements to you.

May your colon blow like old faithful.

WOOHOO!!!!

[Telly 4]

Roflmao @ Colon Blow...

[PhotoNut 7]

i started my Colon Blow this morning. Wish me luck!!

So is Paul! See?

Cincinati-style Chilli over noodles, topped with cheese, onions, Beans and jalapeno peppers.

Served with nice warm cornbread and apple butter.

On the side, a frosty mug of draft root beer, or a nice pint of Guinness.

["Just" Paul 1]

Yeah...

but mine will happen more quickly... and more violently!

CHILLI!!!!!!!

I am sure I will be joining the religious thread than too.

OH DEAR GOD>>> WHAT THE HELL>>> JESUS CHRIST>>>

HELP ME GOD!!!!!! I'M IN HELL!!! KILL ME< KILL ME NOW!!!

DEAR GOD IN HEAVEN ABOVE!!!!!!!!!!

[dawg 0]

I had to admit, Paul's food choice did sound like it would accomplish the same as Colon Blow .

[dawg 0]

Yeah...

but mine will happen more quickly... and more violently!

CHILLI!!!!!!!

I am sure I will be joining the religious thread than too.

OH DEAR GOD>>> WHAT THE HELL>>> JESUS CHRIST>>>

HELP ME GOD!!!!!! I'M IN HELL!!! KILL ME< KILL ME NOW!!!

DEAR GOD IN HEAVEN ABOVE!!!!!!!!!!

I know that conversation.

1 large doner kebab, chilli and garlic sauce, lettuce, onions, Tomato. Sit back and wait for the fireworks.

["Just" Paul 1]

I had to admit, Paul's food choice did sound like it would accomplish the same as Colon Blow .

if the chillis is spicy enough!

I hear NASA is gonna harness my dad's spicy chilli to launch the space shuttle replacement vehicle in 2015. Unfortunately, everyone in Florida will have to be issued special oxygen/gas masks.