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*sings* I'm going to North Carolina again!

*sings* I'm going to get to see FunnyDuddies while I'm there.

*sings* I'm bettin' you're all jealous!

*crazy laughter*

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Hm.. I wonder if any women have come up with a testicular exam thing like JP's mammogram machine? Could make for an interesting picture. *laughs*

*waves* Hi Scarecrow! Where's the revenge?

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I had a brain exam once, but to not damage my skull, he went in the back way.

Damn, that doc had long arms.:omg:

Every time I fart now, my left eye twitches.

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Hm.. I wonder if any women have come up with a testicular exam thing like JP's mammogram machine? Could make for an interesting picture. *laughs*

*waves* Hi Scarecrow! Where's the revenge?

they already have them. its called crotchless panties. :)

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Recipe: In order to kill this thread you must take the end of the thread and loop it through all loops then tie it firmally, then and only then will it finally DIE!!!!

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*sings* I'm going to North Carolina again!

*sings* I'm going to get to see FunnyDuddies while I'm there.

*sings* I'm bettin' you're all jealous!

*crazy laughter*

What?! When? Where?

Fine, dont come see me and Kathy "The best Me", the Charlotte LB ring leader. Or are you??? And I am left out?

Funny's coming to NC too??

I am jealous!

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What?! When? Where?

Fine, dont come see me and Kathy "The best Me", the Charlotte LB ring leader. Or are you??? And I am left out?

Funny's coming to NC too??

I am jealous!

Pnut has to be in NC for somethin, and we are driving up to the family farm for my daughters birthday party, and will only be there for approx 32 hours. LOL we are going to meet up with pnut on our way back out of town.

But I told Rob that we needed to schedule a weekend where we go up and all of us meet in one central location. Say...old fort at my place. yeah...thats central. LOL

I am sure we can find an easy place for us all to meet. that is the great thing about the south. People don't mind driving a bit for a lunch. heck when we lived in GA we used to drive up to NC for a few hours of fishing.

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