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That mammogram machine looks like a sewing foot to me! At first I thought it was a spoof photo of a breast lift :)

Nana~

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OK... OK...:D

I go away for a few hours and this happens?!?!?:D

I'll P'get you P'nut for P'doing the P'icture of me...

Now, to plan the devious conter attack... and she'll be gone all weekend too!:)

Hmmmmm.....:D

Bring it on Biotch (Telly, I'm still not sure if I am using this right, and it sounds stupid when I say it aloud... people keep walking by my office and staring...)

This means WAR!

heh heh heh

Does the threat of war kill the thread?

P'robably P'not.

P'neener P'neeener P'neeeeeener.

:D

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P'ROFL!! :)

I'll p'meet you behind the p'barn ya p'bastahd! *grins*

Ooo.. I have been given a new name and I love it! Ph*ckNutz!

Isn't that adorable?

Bye y'all. I'll be p'thinkin' about ya!

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I think we have a genuine thread killing attempt in progress...

Use of the silent "P"

On other threads it has been a sure indication of lockdown in progress

"in here life is Beautiful"

Oh, and P'Nut... where did you find the picture of the Mactal giving mammograms? :(

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OMG!! Having flashbacks to the first time I saw "The Wizard of Oz"---those damn monkeys scared the bejeebers outta me!!

Thanks alot Paul.

**sittin' in the corner cryin**

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I couldn't post for 2 days, but I'm back and I can kill the thread, I mean it can die now!

Nana~

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OK Jack....you stole my pic. :D Don't you just love it though? It's too funny. Where would we be without humor in our lives?

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If that's a pic of Jack, I can certainly understand why the Chippendale's dancers are after him. He is HOT!!

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