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oh, and the sad little fishy... I looked at it and thought that maybe obesity was spreading through the animal kingdom, a fish with a double chin?

It is a sad freak of nature. I guess I'm showing my psycho side b/c I see a two-faced fish. I admit it, yes, I'm psycho.

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Geez, you just made me squirt Crystal Light out of my nose... P'Nut!

Be careful! You don't want to get psome on ya! *winks*

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I admit it, yes, I'm psycho.

 

Psycho is a little strong, don'cha think? Let's just say you are among friends...

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Move along, move along, nothing to see here. Keep moving. Please disperse in an orderly manner.

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Now this is just too much!!! :laugh I'm going crazy with laughter over here. :wacko: I want to be Leatha when I grow up.

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Double DAWG dare you Leatha!!!!!!

Or should that be more like QUADRUPLE dog dare ya?

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roflmao! crying while I laugh -- the fish - talks out of both sides of it's mouth I see - or maybe out of both mouths? lol ....I AM getting a mammogram next month - maybe Paul's would be less painful lol

thanks guys! you are hysterical and we're having FUN!

uh oh - fun -do you think THAT will kill this thread?

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I HAVE A FEVER OF 107.5 DO YOU THINK THERE IS A PROBLEM? SHOULD I GET THE BAND OR BYPASS? WHAT IS A LAPBAND? DOES MY INSURANCE COVER THE LAPBAND? WHAT IS A PORT? WHAT IS A FILL? WHAT IS A PB? WHAT IS THIS BLOOD COMING OUT OF MY EAR? SHOULD I CALL THE DOCTOR? I HAVE A FEVER OF 107.5 DO YOU THINK THERE IS A PROBLEM? SHOULD I GET THE BAND OR BYPASS? WHAT IS A LAPBAND? DOES MY INSURANCE COVER THE LAPBAND? WHAT IS A PORT? WHAT IS A FILL? WHAT IS A PB? WHAT IS THIS BLOOD COMING OUT OF MY EAR? SHOULD I CALL THE DOCTOR? I HAVE A FEVER OF 107.5 DO YOU THINK THERE IS A PROBLEM? SHOULD I GET THE BAND OR BYPASS? WHAT IS A LAPBAND? DOES MY INSURANCE COVER THE LAPBAND? WHAT IS A PORT? WHAT IS A FILL? WHAT IS A PB? WHAT IS THIS BLOOD COMING OUT OF MY EAR? SHOULD I CALL THE DOCTOR? I HAVE A FEVER OF 107.5 DO YOU THINK THERE IS A PROBLEM? SHOULD I GET THE BAND OR BYPASS? WHAT IS A LAPBAND? DOES MY INSURANCE COVER THE LAPBAND? WHAT IS A PORT? WHAT IS A FILL? WHAT IS A PB? 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WHAT IS A PORT? WHAT IS A FILL? WHAT IS A PB? WHAT IS THIS BLOOD COMING OUT OF MY EAR? SHOULD I CALL THE DOCTOR? I HAVE A FEVER OF 107.5 DO YOU THINK THERE IS A PROBLEM? SHOULD I GET THE BAND OR BYPASS? WHAT IS A LAPBAND? DOES MY INSURANCE COVER THE LAPBAND? WHAT IS A PORT? WHAT IS A FILL? WHAT IS A PB? WHAT IS THIS BLOOD COMING OUT OF MY EAR? SHOULD I CALL THE DOCTOR? I HAVE A FEVER OF 107.5 DO YOU THINK THERE IS A PROBLEM? SHOULD I GET THE BAND OR BYPASS? WHAT IS A LAPBAND? DOES MY INSURANCE COVER THE LAPBAND? WHAT IS A PORT? WHAT IS A FILL? WHAT IS A PB? WHAT IS THIS BLOOD COMING OUT OF MY EAR? SHOULD I CALL THE DOCTOR? I HAVE A FEVER OF 107.5 DO YOU THINK THERE IS A PROBLEM? SHOULD I GET THE BAND OR BYPASS? WHAT IS A LAPBAND? DOES MY INSURANCE COVER THE LAPBAND? WHAT IS A PORT? WHAT IS A FILL? WHAT IS A PB? WHAT IS THIS BLOOD COMING OUT OF MY EAR? SHOULD I CALL THE DOCTOR? I HAVE A FEVER OF 107.5 DO YOU THINK THERE IS A PROBLEM? SHOULD I GET THE BAND OR BYPASS? WHAT IS A LAPBAND? DOES MY INSURANCE COVER THE LAPBAND? WHAT IS A PORT? WHAT IS A FILL? WHAT IS A PB? WHAT IS THIS BLOOD COMING OUT OF MY EAR? SHOULD I CALL THE DOCTOR? I HAVE A FEVER OF 107.5 DO YOU THINK THERE IS A PROBLEM? SHOULD I GET THE BAND OR BYPASS? WHAT IS A LAPBAND? DOES MY INSURANCE COVER THE LAPBAND? WHAT IS A PORT? WHAT IS A FILL? WHAT IS A PB? WHAT IS THIS BLOOD COMING OUT OF MY EAR? SHOULD I CALL THE DOCTOR? I HAVE A FEVER OF 107.5 DO YOU THINK THERE IS A PROBLEM? SHOULD I GET THE BAND OR BYPASS? WHAT IS A LAPBAND? DOES MY INSURANCE COVER THE LAPBAND?

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Oh my eyes. They hurt!!

Are those mammograms really painful? I was supposed to go for a baseline a while ago and haven't taken the time yet. Perhaps I should book an appt with Paul ASAP. Do you have evening appts available. Be advised my manly husband will come along to watch. :wacko:

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