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Other than putting your head up someone else's ass, some people just put their head up their own ass.

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And then.. there's the subject of lawn gnomes..

We've all seen em.. we've all been tempted to decorate our lawns with them.. but do we really know much about these gnomes? Do they come alive at night and terrorize small children in their dreams? I'm guessing they do.

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I'd hate to be gnomeless.

I'd hate to spell correctly too. not much danger of that.

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Whew! What a relief!

I was afraid the head-up-the-ass poster was going to finally kill the killer thread.

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Wait. That didn't sound right did it?

I should have KNOWN a bird flippin' gnome trumps a head up your ass any day!

Carry on.

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Burps a full flavored tuna induced belch.

YUM :wacko:

Whines and whines and whines again. I need a new Protein source, I feel like I'm turning into a shark.

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Dawg, cottage cheese is a good source of Protein. Do you like cottage cheese?

Just think, instead of feeling like a shark, you'll feel like a Supermodel. Oh wait, in order to feel like a Supermodel you'd have to just push the cottage cheese around on your plate.

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I've met plenty of two-faced people in my life, but have you ever seen a two-faced fish? Something smells fishy here.

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Dawg, cottage cheese is a good source of Protein. Do you like cottage cheese?

Just think, instead of feeling like a shark, you'll feel like a Supermodel. Oh wait, in order to feel like a Supermodel you'd have to just push the cottage cheese around on your plate.

I actually prefer my food to not look chewed before I eat it.

I also don't think I'd really work in the supermodel role. I actually have some remaining intelligence and I'd need to lose another 130 pounds.

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I dont actually see two faces. I see a very sad image of one of God's creatures that has obviously become deformed.. possibly by poisonous waste. Its a crime what's allowed to be poured into our rivers and oceans. Sad, very sad.

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http://www.lapbandtalk.com/showthread.php?t=22658

Thread Killers Special Forces...action requested on the above thread. Take the big guns. It's over now...pleeeeeeze help it die! Just 2 more pages of nonsense and it'll be a goner, for sure. Go get 'em!

Hmm, I think that one will commit seppuku without our special skills. We'll monitor the situation closely and remain on alert.

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oh, and the sad little fishy... I looked at it and thought that maybe obesity was spreading through the animal kingdom, a fish with a double chin?

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I'm curious as to why they'd call in ANYONE from this thread. We can't even manage to kill our own thread much less anyone elses.

Hmmmm.

Must be some kind of subversive reverse psychology.

Which means it WILL be our downfall.

Nah.

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