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yES YOU ARE mORSAILLE.

That picture scares the shitz nit outta me. I almost wanna cry. It's like some horrible scientific experiment. EWWWW eyyyyy EWwwweyyy!

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Am I the weirdo that thinks they are adorable?

I gotta agree... ewww, yeah I think it classifies you as a weirdo.

But I thought you said I was cute too, then that means...

AWWWWWWW.... dammit!:confused:

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"Mactals are filthy creatures that are incapable of growing large amounts of hair."

Hm.. I wonder if they are banded?

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lmmfao!!!

laughing My *m* Ass Off!

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Roflmao!!! Stop This!!! Just Stop. You Are Contributing To My Unproductive Behavior Today!

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Never said you were cute,

I did say you had a hairy ass...

Oh, thank God!

You think I have a hairy ass and Not cute...

HEY:eek: ... I can't win in this conversation!:faint:

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Do you have hair on your ass? No? Wellll then... hmmm.

*snorts*

Watch OUT :rant: or I'll have to take you out behind the barn for a good old-fashioned a$$ whoopin!

Biotch! :wacko: (Telly, did I use the word right?).

:boxing:

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ROFLMAO! YES PAUL.

Morsaille, you rock for making this thread. It's the first time I truly feel at home on this forum. It' so sick and twisted, perversed and flagrant. It's uninhibited and trashy. God this is soo me.

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