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Alternative Abbreviations:

roflmao: Really Old Funky Llama Milk And oatmeal

LOL: Large Obese Llama

IMO: Incontinent Monkey Orifice

IMHO: Incontinent Monkey Happy Orifice

WTF: Wierd Troublle farting

DH: Damn Horny

DW: Don't Wanna

DS: Dip Sheeit.

DB: Dumb Bastard.

PB: Pretty Bored.

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*sings* Clowns to the left of me, Jokers to the right.. Here I am, stuck in the middle with you.

*drinks a bottle of water*

*sings* You're so vain, you probably think this post is about you.. dont you? dont you? dont you?

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*sings* Clowns to the left of me, Jokers to the right.. Here I am, stuck in the middle with you.

*drinks a bottle of water*

*sings* You're so vain, you probably think this post is about you.. dont you? dont you? dont you?

Yes, Because it's all about me. DAMNIT.

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I am brand new, not banded yet and I have a question....do I have to have surgery to get the band put on or can they put it in through my belly button...or better yet, can I just eat it?? Ok, ok LOL this has been so much fun, I have been rolling! I will NOT read this after surgery as I would hate to bust a seam and erode all due to laughing!!

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Don't worry Patti. If you do bust a seam, it can be fixed through your ears. Guaranteed. Did you purchase the extended warranty?

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About my ass...

It wasn't really my ass, it was a pic of someone else's ass.

I really have no ass.

It really sucks, because when I go to sit on my ass I just fall over.

Right now, I'm being propped up by 2 sawhorses and a guy named Vinny.

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About my ass...

It wasn't really my ass, it was a pic of someone else's ass.

I really have no ass.

It really sucks, because when I go to sit on my ass I just fall over.

Right now, I'm being propped up by 2 sawhorses and a guy named Vinny.

Thats Bad Ass!

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ROFLMAO PAUL! JUST STOP!!!!! LOL!!!!

Jack that is the most adorable photo of monkeys I've ever seen. I didn't know they could get so tiny.

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How do you get 4 gay guys on 1 bar stool?

Turn it upside down.

P'Nut's posted monkey photo reminds me of that.

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