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OOhhhhh...

Taking off the duct tape bra would smart something fierce!

One... two... three... RRRRRIIIIIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP:eek:

AAAAAAAUGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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OOhhhhh...

Taking off the duct tape bra would smart something fierce!

One... two... three... RRRRRIIIIIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP:eek:

AAAAAAAUGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Eeeek! Ripping off duct tape would stretch them out more than breastfeeding!

Speaking of...my daughter turned 7 the other day so I got sentimental and watched the video tapes of her birth (just before and just after...not the OR part). Heavens to Betsy! Just HOW big can boobs get?! I amazed my own self at the size of those big mommas!

Kill the thread yet?:heh:

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Boobies! These.. *grabs her girls and shoves them up and together* have GOT to go! Bring on the duct tape, bring on the scalpel, bring on the perkiness of youth! Hm.. wait.. I think its time I showed my boobs! BRB...

*fires up the scanner, cackling "if this doesnt kill a thread, nothing will!"*

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Hey...

If you show boobies, I'll Xerox my ass, scan the pic, and post it.:heh:

Anyone want a copy?

Now THAT could kill a thread!:clap2:

woo... scary.:sick

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Boobies! These.. *grabs her girls and shoves them up and together* have GOT to go! Bring on the duct tape, bring on the scalpel, bring on the perkiness of youth! Hm.. wait.. I think its time I showed my boobs! BRB...

*fires up the scanner, cackling "if this doesnt kill a thread, nothing will!"*

hehe. I'm keeping mine, God willing. They are a little worse for wear, but they are mine, all mine, and they'll do just fine. I want one of dawg's TTs. THAT, he can have!:)

Watch out for scanned attachments!!!!!:scalesno:

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I was 4 years old here. (oops.. 3 1/2, not 4)

The boobie shot wasnt so hot, so I added a better one of my face so you could see that I really was cute.

Now.. look at those boobs! I've NEVER known perky. Gimme perky or give me death!

Ok "Just" Paul... I'm waitng for that Xerox. *grins*

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You can't kill a thread with boobs.

You can perhaps wound it, but never kill it.

Odd things indeed are boobs. It is somewhat strange that male nipples are legal but female nipples are illegal (in public).

Even more strange is the male fixation on boobs. I guess it stems from being a baby with two boobs the size of your head on 24/7 beck and call.

and just so I can say it one more time.

Boobs.

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I've got you all beat! lol -- I could invite one or two very dramatic humans and that would surely kill this thread! It's worked every time so far.......tee hee.....

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I've got you all beat! lol -- I could invite one or two very dramatic humans and that would surely kill this thread! It's worked every time so far.......tee hee.....

Hah, I have that beat too. If you do that I'll actually start being loving and supportive of everyone. :scalesno:

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Drama drama drama drama! Are you talking about me Moorless? :) I knew it!I am such a troublemaker...... :scalesno:

:guess :guess :guess :guess :guess :guess :guess

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You're a flamingo, you stand on one leg. You're a flamingo baby, you hatched from an egg. Well you hold your foot up so delicately over the sea and when it comes down it comes down on me.

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You're a flamingo, you stand on one leg. You're a flamingo baby, you hatched from an egg. Well you hold your foot up so delicately over the sea and when it comes down it comes down on me.

Groovy, baby. :hippie:

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