Thread Killers

[*susan* 1,709]

I hate to change the subject, but back to a more serious note.

Dawg, is there any chance you will be expanding your practice in the future to include plastic surgery, specifically, tummy tucks and bat wing removal? After doing the lap band, I can't imagine this would be a hard technique for you to master, especially with Susan helping you. What would your cost be on that? Also, do you and Susan provide lodging and meals while we recover?

[Morsaille 4]

THAT you consider more serious?

I am curious about these naughty dreams...details people! My dreams have been so PG lately. Last night I was swimming after the ferry until we decided to move into an abandoned barge and become lawyers.

Did I reveal too much?

["Just" Paul 1]

Actually, I keep dreaming I am a detective in some old Film Noir movie... dressed like Humphrey Bogart, and narrating everything to myself. If it's my dream, why do I need the narration?

"After telling the Lap band folks about my dream, I typed more information in a database at work It was a boring database, the type of database that gives most people nightmares, but keeps the business running. I decided to stop typing and moved onto the personnel reports. Ahh, the personnel reports. How I remember working on them back in the day... that was before they became mandatory and I had to have them on the bosses desk every monday... yeah I remember those days. Despite all that... something kept drawing me back to LBT. Was it something sinister? Was it something exciting? Maybe it was some dame that I couldn't get out of my mind... a dame who was exciting and banded, like all dames should be... maybe I should stop narrating all this and gwet back to my two-bit job, that just covered the bills..."

[dawg 0]

It was hot, hot enough to roast a cat. Dawg eyed "Just" Paul's dream about detectives and an expression of suspicion flashed across his dour face.

"Thought you could pull the old 'detective dream' to kill the thread eh?". Dawg cackled insanely, "we'll see about that".

Grabbing his keyboard set to work typing feverishly. Too feverishly.

[PhotoNut 7]

***burp***

:bored

[PhotoNut 7]

Hmmm... reproductive burp. Where more comes up than went down?

[dawg 0]

Hmmm... reproductive burp. Where more comes up than went down?

Well not quite. First you burp, then you have to bring it up for 21 years.

[Telly 4]

What the......

*Telly is finally lost*

[Jachut 487]

Hahahahaha!

I gotta get control of those reproductive burps!

[wavydaby 1]

And one day, the random lurker posted a message just to see if she could kill a thread. See, no one knew much about her, and not how to respond.

Oh and Kathy, you only offend if you eat alot of your black bean salad.< /p>

[dawg 0]

Your lurker status is powerless against my hoard of winged monkey type things.

[3loves 0]

ok, I just sent IM's to my DH and my son.

DH is sitting 5 feet from me, and son is downstairs, almost directly below me. I thought it was normal behaviour?

Ok, I ate bread, and Pasta and cheese and ice cream and fruity Rum drinks and more ice cream with hot fudge, and mac'n'cheese (the velveta shell pasta kind) and more pasta. I've had all my fill removed, and I ate all I wanted.

I'm down 5 pounds this week.

Maybe I should try this special diet before I get a fill. Hey, if it works, it works. Now, if I could only get my DH off my computer and back on his own machine, we'd be all set for the IM's. Personally hate IM's but you get the point.

Speaking of dreams.....I really had a dream that I lost a huge patch of hair after my first fill.....it's scheduled for this Fri. This time I hope my dreams do not come true. :notagree

[the best me 6]

Jill, I'm outing you from lurk status. You simply MUST post! Now way could you kill a thread. Not THIS thread anyway. LOL Yummmm, black bean salad. Who wants the recipe? Guess what's in it?....CHEESE!!!!

[Goannabanda 0]

hahahahahahaa!

...are those reproductive burps the ones you get if you're a good catholic???

Beware cheese lovers - think VERY carefully before acting! Researchers say that a rapid decrease in CHEESE consumption has a doubly inverse affect on the reproductive burp quotient...

Hey Dawg - will you be adding boobage repair to your surgical menu?? A couple of balloons, an egg lifter, some taco sauce and a couple of safety pins should just about do it...

[dawg 0]

Hey Dawg - will you be adding boobage repair to your surgical menu?? A couple of balloons, an egg lifter, some taco sauce and a couple of safety pins should just about do it...

I don't think the wife would like me 'handling' that type of job.

I can suggest a self help treatment though. Cheap and Easy. simply fashion a new bra from duct tape. You can sculpt, adjust and give all the lift you could ever want!

I don't know if it would be safe for beach wear though.