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Hardly worth the money you invested.
That pisses me off b/c I paid like twenty bucks for this damn band.

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That pisses me off b/c I paid like twenty bucks for this damn band.

THAT pisses me off cause we payed like 20 GRAND for her's.

*Shakes a fist*

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Sweet Jesus! Who paid 20k? Why for?

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Ok, I lied. Each of my psych consults were $20 a piece. So I paid like $80. :mad:

ANd now I think I stretched my pouch because I can swallow without PBing.

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Oh yeah, well mine cost...

One MILLION DOLLARS!

(Paul puts his pinky in the corner of his mouth)

YEAH!?? Well I've started doing the operation MYSELF in my garage!

HAH!

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I think you're right Pnut. I better go make a post letting everyone know that I think I have a slipped band, and my weightloss has stalled b/c I have lost anything since 2 hours ago.

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Ok why did I pay $11k for surgery, $100k for Protein Shakes and $200k for spring Water?

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YEAH!?? Well I've started doing the operation MYSELF in my garage!

HAH!

Damnit, I could have gotten my done free! Dawg, will you move my port for me? I want my port in my FUPA so I have a good excuse for having that FUPA and so I can watch my friends faces when I say, 'Wanna feel my port?'

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I'm going to fashion my own lap band from a bicycle tire inner tube, two O rings and a cylinder of compressed air (for fill adjustments).

I'll do the op for $27.95 including parts and labor.

Actually Wheetsin, I think you've probably slipped, then eroded. It's likely you are in the advanced stages of peritonitus. If I were you'd I post a new thread asking if anyone else is suffering from this, and ask whether you should seek medical advice.

Actually, forget asking for medical advice. Just ignore it. It will go away sooner or later.

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hahahaha!!!

What's funny is.. i've actually seen real posts like these.

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