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I hope everyone can see the tongue-in-cheek nature of this thread. I read...I laughed...I quietly may have blushed a little at the little bits of myself I saw in the posts.

I hope no one is taking this as serious or malicious. The posters are VERY supportive and wonderful people. Wonderful, FUNNY people.

So long as no one get defensive, why not have a little laugh at ourselves?

I think this thread is funny as hell. Rant on.

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Who want's pie and icecream?

:hungry: :hungry:

As long as it's band/booty-friendly of course. Nothing that's considered baddie food. :hungry: :hungry:

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Who want's pie and icecream?

Are you kidding? It's all I have eaten this whole month! Why haven't I lost any weight????

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Are you kidding? It's all I have eaten this whole month! Why haven't I lost any weight????

Because you need a fill!!! *rofl*

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I SO need a fill! I am calling in a half hour when the lunch break is over! No more procrastination for this bandster.

I wish I could remember the pie & ice cream experience. I gave them up... Sniff..

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:cool: Guys it has been almost six months and I've only lost like 102 lbs what am I doing wrong? :):D:(

:heh:

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Wheetsin, you are clearly underfilled. Go with Morsaille at lunch and get an aggressive fill. That's just outrageous! Hardly worth the money you invested.

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*Blanket statement here* WARNING

I believe everyone has a pet peave when it comes to posting and posting styles on a forum.

Yes some readers, responders are:

Dissectors

Stalkers

Trolls

Ignorant

Abusive

Political

Amusing/Comical

Know-it-alls

Jealous

Mentally ill

Pretend Christians or... bible thumpers but hypocrits

Deceivers

Got to have the last word attitude

Finger pointers

Shouting (Caps Lock)

What about me? No one likes me - attitudes

When people from all over the world, from different backgrounds, different view points and morals get together, there will be a nice cocktail of sorts. It tends to makes this forum more interesting.

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Dissectors

Stalkers

Trolls

Ignorant

Abusive

Political

Amusing/Comical

Know-it-alls

Jealous

Mentally ill

Pretend Christians or... bible thumpers but hypocrits

Deceivers

Got to have the last word attitude

Finger pointers

Shouting (Caps Lock)

What about me? No one likes me - attitudes

You've been reading my entry in who's who haven't you?

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haha... where is it?

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