Ring Of Fire - toilet talk

[argon 3]

No, not a Johnny Cash thread. Although... that would be cool!

I'm wondering... is it totally abnormal to have some 'burn' whilst ... umm.. releasing the previous days very spicy food ?

Ok, ok... burning poops!

I always get this when I, say, have some 'hot' salsa the day before, or just anything that's pretty spicy. Is there anything you can eat along with spicy foods or soon after, or something, that will make following bowel movements NOT burn ya, or is this just something that's gotta go along with eating that stuff?

Thanks in advance :eek:

[Teresita 0]

Yes, hot going in and hot coming out. LOL I don't know what could ease it.

[ousooner 1]

A frind of mine in high school and college always ate ice cream and after spicy foods and said it helped. But thats not good advice for those of us trying to loose weight.

[Teresita 0]

I do know that if you eat or drink dairy products after you eat the hot food, that will cool your mouth off but I don't know about it coming out.

[argon 3]

Hmmm... yeah. Maybe I'll give drinking a glass of milk after my meal (an hour later, of course :eek:) a try, next time and see if that does anything.

[Yoda 0]

Mandi, Mandi Mandi....what are we going to do with you!! Okay, at least you had the sense to post this HERE and not on our beloved Canuck thread!! LMAO.

First the colon cleanse thread....which, I might add gave me NIGHT TERRORS....and now this......

*swat*.

I'm telling your mom.

[argon 3]

LOL ... you found me!

I'm doing my colon cleansing the old fashion way!

No, no, not my mom

[Constance 0]

We call this 'caca caliente' in my house. Totally hit the milk, sour cream, or dairy based product after the offending item. You'll be right (and cool)as rain. You can also take a charcoal pill if you are too late to follow the spicy food with dairy.

I think wipes were INVENTED for caca caliente. So cooling and refreshing.

[argon 3]

That's awesome... I might have to use that too... 'caca caliente' !

I will try the dairy, definitely!

I've never seen charcoal pills... or heard of them!? I'll have to check it out.

[CanadaSunshine 0]

LMAO!!!

I keep those flushable wipes on the back of the potty for emergencies...maybe your issue might benefit from one of those?

I'll warn you ahead of time, though...they always feel FREEZING cold on your "bits". LOL

...but I guess that's what you're kinda lookin for...

Oh man, I am blushing...this is so 4th grade of me. tee hee!!!

[argon 3]

I'm a step ahead of ya.... I already have them!

I used to refridgerate them!!!! (who's blushin' now?!)

[CanadaSunshine 0]

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG:omg:

:omg: Are you some kind of masochist?!

You crack me up!!!

must go lie down now...so tired from laughing...