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Sometimes i get morning wood in the late afternoon... perhaps I've shared a bit too much though :P

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We are, or at least I am here because the post comes up in the list of current threads and the title caught my attention. :-)

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I was just following Amy ...

LOL

Ok ok the topic got the best of me. :)

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I was just following Amy ...

LOL

Ok ok the topic got the best of me. :)

I thought I felt someone following me. :-)

Heck, I didn't even read the post. Prior to my first post, the last post, which I can see on my iPad, said something about women being here so I had to chime in. You guys should know by now how we women are. We were born nosey. He! He!

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Lmao...I loved this....and I thought I had a high sex drive before....its so far through the roof right now that I didn't just set the roof on fire...I blew up the Damn building ....twice just to make sure I got it all! Lol

Lmfao! That is hilarious!!!

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why are all the women in here? Snoops

Cody0709

We're really not snoops

but - remember, who else can alleviate your "situation" :D

stay healthy ;)

kathy

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Funny, but why are all the women in here? Snoops

You can call some snoops or nosey....

But we know that some of them are just as ummm "perverted" or worse than us guys!!

Some will admit it.... some won't LOL!!

Just having a little fun ladies!

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You know you are getting too big when you look in a full length mirror and can see your butt without turning around.

It is nice to see so much more of Mr. Winky. It seems like a good 3/4 of an inch has been added thanks to so much less belly protruding. Momma says she is VERY happy.

As for morning issues, no change here, but after work, I could hunt with it.

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Who knows what he dickiedoo syndrome is?

It's when your belly is so big you can see what our Dickie do! Lol

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Who knows what he dickiedoo syndrome is?

It's when your belly is so big you can see what our Dickie do! Lol

My husband uses that phrase too! Funny!

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Morning wood interests me <shrug> Carry on...

LOL!!

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Morning wood interests me <shrug> Carry on...

Best answer possible. Nice. :)

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