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Gone For Good Club- August 2006



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Hey Susan, the reason the lotion smelled so funny was because it was body wash. I made the mistake of rubbing my eye on the way home and practically had to pull over!

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OH TELLY I LOVE THE HAIRCUT. Looks great on you. Very sexy.

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Hey why thank you Ms. Penni-ness :)

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Dawg....I don't really know you....but are you SURE you really want to be normal? You just don't strike me as ....... well, nevermind.

Telly...your hair cut is awesome. You really have to be pretty to carry that off and you do.

Susan....I have to admire your candor in telling us about your bout with the wine bottle. Believe me, I can relate - but I'd never have the guts to share my fears and concerns with others. I think that's the first step in helping yourself get through this. I think you're just great. Who knows....your experience might help others come out of the wine closet. I can tell you this, since I was banded (a week ago today), I have had less wine than I usually had in one night, pre-band. So it's definitely something I have to watch, too.

Lyn

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I can not tell you how many times I had to re-read "Penni-ness" before my brain stopped seeing an entirely different and totally inappropriate word.

Someone needs a smack, and it might be me.

Hmm, normal is such a wonderfully broad term isn't it? I could definately be considered a "normal" member of LBT, depending on who sets the standards.

Besides, I've decided the Center for Disease Control are just a bunch of do-gooders.

Besides, I just want to see the "normal" BMI for a week or two, just so I can prove I can get there :)

I am already 2/3 of the man I used to be :)

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Linda! *laughs* Too funny! Well, not about burning your eyes out. Ya dork! *laughs*

Diva, thank you for that. *hugs*

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I can not tell you how many times I had to re-read "Penni-ness" before my brain stopped seeing an entirely different and totally inappropriate word.

Someone needs a smack, and it might be me.

:)

Dawg the funny thing is when I was in Nursing school our little group of 15 gave each other nicknames. This way when we were in the hospital we could call out the nickname and only we would know who was being called. Really cool idea and drove our instructor batty.

Can you guess what my nickname was? YUP PENIS!! Only pronounced Pen is. Too funny. I got lots of looks when I answered. Had people thinking I was a tranvestite for awhile. I played along too. OOPS now my secret is out. LOL!!!

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Had people thinking I was a tranvestite for awhile. I played along too. OOPS now my secret is out. LOL!!!

I thought you looked big boned. *peers at Penis*

But you're kinda cute too. Um.. you busy later? *nudge nudge wink wink*

*runs back in for a quick edit* ROFL.. big boned.. ROFL!!

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*Peers over at P'Nut and P'Nis*

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Come on now Telly you know you want in on this. You and your cute hair cut. LOL!!

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I don't have a vulgar name. I want one! ooooo

I got it!

P'Nut, P'Nis and Baldness :) All 3 go hand in hand.

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I'm loving this day. It's been extremely entertaining. You guys keep me laughing as I work on all this paperwork.

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I don't have a vulgar name. I want one! ooooo

I got it!

P'Nut, P'Nis and Baldness :) All 3 go hand in hand.

I love it. I am laughing so hard over here. "HAND IN HAND"

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