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I just have to vent. I am in an office with a woman who grazes all day long sometimes. Today she is eating chips (a slider food that I COULD eat too). It's been stuff, crunch, crunch. Stuff, crunch, crunch. I just want to take that bag and shove it for her! ARRRGGHH!!!

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Frustrating I know. But picture her putting lard in her mouth and crunching it! Because that is what she is doing. Pat your self on the back and remind yourself how good your doing and that you love your new body too much to harm it that way. ;)

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oh my I can't imagine,I love chips too :( I would be very upset. Just be strong and try to ignore her,get your self some yummy grapes,a string cheese or an orange :) :)

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I LOVE the lard idea!! I'll do that!

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OMG! I USED to love chips, but when I read this all I could think of was that commercial where the guy hires the popular teenage girls to follow him around and everytime he eats something "unhealthy" there is a chorus of "Ew!, Seriously! That's so gross!"

In fact, if you play that off youtube over your computer speakers everytime you hear the bag rattle, that might solve your problem!

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Awesome! I just played it and bookmarked it! I love you guys and this website!

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I also drew a picture of a canister and marked it "LARD" and taped it to my monitor.

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Ah but just wait until the day she grabs her chest as her arteries that feed blood to her heart clog and she asks you to call 911. You will of course but at least you know that you are not headed there. You have to have pity on her.....at least just a little....:)

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