beachgirl 2 Posted July 31, 2006 I have a Golden retriever & I was buying a large bag of Purina at Wal-Mart and was in line to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her. Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been poisoned. I told her no; it was because I'd been sitting in the street licking my balls and a car hit me. I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard as he staggered out the door. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kate27 0 Posted July 31, 2006 That is hilarious!!!!!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vinesqueen 2 Posted July 31, 2006 Oh what I would give to have been in that line behind you! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nana~ 4 Posted July 31, 2006 oh my gorsh thats funy Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Josette 2 Posted July 31, 2006 I'm dying here! I love your sense of humor!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Anwyn 0 Posted July 31, 2006 I think I just spit coffee out of my nose. Thanks for the laugh! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Malice X Girl 0 Posted July 31, 2006 Haha! That was fantastic! Thank you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JMO 0 Posted August 1, 2006 lol you are a trip... My dh said he wished he was in line with you!!!! LOL Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
floydsgurl 0 Posted August 1, 2006 That's too funny!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
divaliciousdee 0 Posted August 1, 2006 HA! HA! HA! Oh My Goodness this was too funny! LOL Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Josette 2 Posted August 1, 2006 Thought I'd let you know, my husband is a manager at a parts supplier for Ford and he took a copy of that to work last night and had the place roaring with laughter! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Teresita 0 Posted August 1, 2006 You are crazy, I loved it!!!! Hey did you know you are getting a band on Thursday? Congratulations!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
