New diet I found, and you can loose very quickly!!!!

[beachgirl 2]

I have a Golden retriever & I was buying a large bag of Purina at Wal-Mart and was in line to check out.

A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.

I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her.

Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been poisoned. I told her no; it was because I'd been sitting in the street licking my balls and a car hit me.

I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard as he staggered out the door.

[Kate27 0]

That is hilarious!!!!!!!!

[vinesqueen 2]

Oh what I would give to have been in that line behind you!

[Nana~ 4]

oh my gorsh thats funy

[Josette 2]

I'm dying here! I love your sense of humor!!!!

[Anwyn 0]

I think I just spit coffee out of my nose. Thanks for the laugh!

[Malice X Girl 0]

Haha! That was fantastic! Thank you.

[Road Queen 0]

I love it!

[cootie 0]

Omg, Lmao!!!

[JMO 0]

lol you are a trip... My dh said he wished he was in line with you!!!! LOL

[cris35 2]

That is too funny.

[floydsgurl 0]

That's too funny!!

[divaliciousdee 0]

HA! HA! HA! Oh My Goodness this was too funny! LOL

[Josette 2]

Thought I'd let you know, my husband is a manager at a parts supplier for Ford and he took a copy of that to work last night and had the place roaring with laughter!

[Teresita 0]

You are crazy, I loved it!!!! Hey did you know you are getting a band on Thursday? Congratulations!!!