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Cloe

Hide the lambs!!!!

there may be scotsmen about!!!!!

Before you marry a Scotsman make him promise that there will never be another ewe.:welldoneclap:

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Good thing my husband is Irish then, eh? Or I would have to wonder why it takes him so long to feed the animals every night...............lol

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I am confused:confused: i do not get the connection to scotsmen and lambs, please enlighten me (it is something dirty right):eyebrows: I am asking for trouble here LOL.:eek:

Maria:embarassed:

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uum sit down..okay scotsmen, it's been suggested, that they wear no underwear under their kilts, and get umm quite attached to their sheep:bananadoggywow:

Some sheep of course are sluts though and like it! lol

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Hahaha, etc. It's nae right. And this is why Green, who is Scots on her Mum's side, has to shave her legs twice a week. :eek: She's part sheep! Baa, humbug, eh. :help:

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hey Green

Um don't shave 'em. Go back to scotland and you can HAVE any guy you want!!!!

( oh I have scots in me literally on my da's side) .

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Speaking of Scotsman, my niece is getting married next weekend. Her mother is French (Quebecoise). It's the fourth generation on her mother's side getting married in the same church. So, keeping with tradition, my niece is getting married in the same church. Here's the funny part..... The church is in the east end of Montreal. You probably would not hear a word of English in this area. My hb, as requested by my niece, arranged to have a piper, pipe her out of the church. The locals will probably not know what hit them when they hear the pipes. I'm guessing there may be a crowd outside the church wondering what's wrong with the church organ Haha!

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I knew i should not have asked the question,:embarassed: i could not for the life of me make a connection between scotsmen and lambs.

Oh well now i know. LOL

Maria:)

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