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I'm being banded August 4th It all seems surreal. I am willingly walking into a hospital and having a foreign object inserted into my body. :)

How do we know that Inamed isn't some evil empire using the band to lure innocent fat people into their web of intrigue? hmmm? Maybe they have us all tagged and then one day Bam! we get the "signal" to take over the world for them. :target:

Something to think about.:guess

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I don't know about my band but I'll say this. All of the metal in my back and my neck they put in sure feels more foreign than this band, but, if we take over I want G.W. Bush's job. He makes the big bucks.

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Well I was thinking more in line with the movie "The Manchurian Candidate". LOL!

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That's some crazy stuff to think about, diva! Hey, at least we'll be able to actually do something physical, just in case!

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It's a conspiracy! All bandsters...drop and roll! Now!

You are funny diva. It IS a bit surreal! You'll be fine. Good luck! The 4th is coming like a freight train! Woooo wooooo!!!!!

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