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You might be a redneck bandster if...

...you're having dinner alone with your banded husband and your brother says "geeze, hon, I sho' miss drinkin' beer with my dinner."

(I'm from Alabama, I can make these jokes!)

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You might be a redneck bandster if....

your pick-up truck no longer leans to one side,

you no longer have to wear curlers in your hair to balance out your hips,

you show more butt-crack than a cable guy because your pants are too big!:faint: :Banane56:

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wanttobethin - You might be a Redneck Lapbander if You find that you big girl panties are now really big girl panties........

Wanttobe - should I be offended???!!

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You might be a redneck lapbander if....

- your nascar jersey is now your comforter

- your leftover beer was used in your tractor just to see if it worked

- your homemade brew was drained from the tub

- your can fit under your car on cinderblocks

andddd

- your deep-fryer is now quart-sized.

haha i was born in bama too so I can make and take em but I'm a big NYC gal now ;)

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Leona,

I'm from Alabama but now living in Manhattan. Throw bandland on top of that and we have a lot in common!

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Lol Julie We DO have a lot in common... I'm coming back to NYC on Aug 21st for my masters... I sing - lol do you sing? well, maybe some band company in the big apple would be nice- how bout some coffee or something some time?

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If you reach in your truck and hold up your old dirty whitey tities to show people your old size...in public!

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