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Well.. I had one glass of wine and I do believe I'm buzzed... at any rate.. here is my letter to size 6.

ahem...

Dear size 6...

I have spent my entire life trying to be friends with you. I have been nothing but sweet, cute and funny.. but you never want anything to do with me. The hours I have spent trying to attain you are, quite frankly, time wasted. You have eluded me my entire life and I just wanted to let you know that I am no longer interested in a friendship. I'm rather sick of your stuck up attitude and can't be bothered with you any longer. Soooo.. when you see me with size 4 I just wanted to let you know that you can kiss my skinny little A$$.

That will be all.

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I heard 0 is pretty cute, but 2 and 4 may be more faithful. :)

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Haha, that's awesome. I literally laughed out loud.

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This just made my day!

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Thanks for the chuckle! :lol:

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LOL!

Well.. I had one glass of wine and I do believe I'm buzzed... at any rate.. here is my letter to size 6.

ahem...

Dear size 6...

I have spent my entire life trying to be friends with you. I have been nothing but sweet, cute and funny.. but you never want anything to do with me. The hours I have spent trying to attain you are, quite frankly, time wasted. You have eluded me my entire life and I just wanted to let you know that I am no longer interested in a friendship. I'm rather sick of your stuck up attitude and can't be bothered with you any longer. Soooo.. when you see me with size 4 I just wanted to let you know that you can kiss my skinny little A$.

That will be all.

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Brilliant! :)

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