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Heh...lemme try my hand at creativity..

Pervenus - Goddess of pervism

Perv-itis - Inflamed Perv

Pervaholic- Addicted to pervertism

Pervator - Dictator of Pervertism

Pervnic - A picnic just for pervs

Pervenvy - To be jealous of pervs

Pervin- To perve

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Pattman, that's my question. I'm trying but my unbanded husband has no energy or I just wear him out. *shrugs and gripes*

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Heh...lemme try my hand at creativity..

Pervenus - Goddess of pervism

Perv-itis - Inflamed Perv

Pervaholic- Addicted to pervertism

Pervator - Dictator of Pervertism

Pervnic - A picnic just for pervs

Pervenvy - To be jealous of pervs

Pervin- To perve

Ohhhh I can see I'm going to have to kick it up a notch....hmmmm

Pervomania - Manic perv behavior

Pervious conversation - the conversation you were having before this one

Impervious - not suseptable to pervs

Perv-i-nator - Ah-nold in Cal-i-forn-e-yah

Perv-ic - needing no improvement on one's perviness

Bring it! :biggrin1:

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Hahahaha! Ooohh it's been brought!

1. Pervinistic - to be full of yourself as a pervert

2. Pervcrastinator - To procrastinate on pervertism

3. Perv-tastic - A fantastic pervert

4. Pervinoid - A form of perversion

5. Perv-a-ho - A person that enjoys perving promiscuous folks (lol)

Bring it booty head banana panties!

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Booty head banana panties reporting for action :tea:

  • “Pervity Now!” – cry of the perv in need of serenity (obscure Seinfeld reference – please continue if this makes no sense – it cracked ME up)
  • Pervitude – a state of serving as a perv
  • Omnipervent – all knowing perv
  • pervabulous – state of fabulousness as a perv
  • perv Manchu - trendy perv facial hair:chinese

(Oh how I wish I could get a real job doing this...)

:bowl:moonwalking out of your way :bowl:

Gauntlet thrown!:fencing:

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Roflmao! You Got Me!!!! *spits Protein Shake All Over Her Keyboard*

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give me some time... I'm going to go get the baby powder so when I slap my skillz on ya... dust will be errywhere! cheaa.. fo sho wid it!

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Just happy to find someone else who thinks I'm funny :tea:

whoo hoo! I'm serious, I'm sometimes the only one that thinks I'm funny :biggrin1:

I personally love the perv manchu :bowl:

I am off to bed :)

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give me some time... I'm going to go get the baby powder so when I slap my skillz on ya... dust will be errywhere! cheaa.. fo sho wid it!

fo shizzle! (pervizzle!)

I will sleep on this and sling my wares tomorrow :notagree

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ROFLMAO!

Damn! you got me on the pervizzle one.

I liked the manchu one. You are creative. Truly! Now I need to make mine interesting.

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<~~~

Deffinitely a ‘perv’, also digitally dixlexic and have been since I was 81 ……. I mean 18

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Omg you guys are cracking me up!!

I will only add one...

Perverse - The universe we pervs should be sent to so as to not scare away the normals.

The queen of freaks has spoken.:drama:

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ahem...

1. Pervaceous - having the curves of a full or voluptuous figure with the propensity to be a perv

2. "I perved to miss it" - the act of behaving like a perv in order to avoid disaster

3. "On my last perv" - irritated and exasperated to the point of giving up perv behavior

4. The Perv - little known 90's band; brothers to the more well known group The Verve

5. Perv O Matic - Machine that makes it easy to give into a life of depravity and debauchary

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