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I just founda great secondary reason for having done such a devious thing.....Now I have all the people who think like me in one room and I dont have to go looking for you!!!!!!!!! hehehehe

Sorry about not delivering on the juicy title...But you guys made me laugh like hell!!!!

I needed it, thanks!!!

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By the way FUNNY DUDDIES, you have a GORGEOUS FACE!!!!
I'm not trying to be rude, but why do you have to clarify her face? Why don't you just say that she's gorgeous?

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Ummmm..Because ALL I can see of Funny Duddies is her FACE................. Sheesh....I started to clarify this when I posted (because I HATE hearing about how beautiful your face is when they can see ALL of you)...But, I figured most people were aware enough to see that all we have to go on is her face....

By the way, FUNNYDUDDIES, I also think you have a great sense of humor (you are probably intelligent, compassionate, a good listener, a great friend, a lovely daughter, an amazing cook, etc. etc. etc.....But, so far I have only seen your fuuny side..... ) Hope I didn't offend anyone by saying yuo are witty......

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By the way Tricia...you also have a very pretty face.......I will be happy to comment on the rest when you have a full length picture available...

If anyone out there tells me I have a pretty face (see my avatar)....Iwill kill them!!!!! hahahahahahaha

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Can't see your face. But you do need a shave. :)

I am sure Tricia was not being rude by asking the question. She even stated so. And I am sure that Charlif didn't mean anything my singling out my face.

Tricia does have pics available, as do I, in the before and after thread. Tricia is MUCH MUCH hotter than me. She has done such an amazing job!! I can only hope to be as successful as her.

Charlif, my husband says you are right on all accounts except for the "good daughter" part. LOL Oh well. Can't win em all.

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By the way Tricia...you also have a very pretty face.......I will be happy to comment on the rest when you have a full length picture available...

If anyone out there tells me I have a pretty face (see my avatar)....Iwill kill them!!!!! hahahahahahaha

I don't know about your face...but that's a good looking Boxer....here is a pic of mine at about 5 months of age. He's nearly a year old now and much bigger and more muscled.

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So I was at home last night, thinking of great sex, and I took off my clothes and then five hot guys climbed into my bed. We had some feathered handcuffs (you know, the pink kind) and some other interesting toys.

Okay, kidding. I thought there should be something remotely naughty.

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So I was at home last night, thinking of great sex, and I took off my clothes and then five hot guys climbed into my bed. We had some feathered handcuffs (you know, the pink kind) and some other interesting toys.

Continue...

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Well I'm still waiting for someone to post a message saying that I can't give head anymore due to gagging issues.....though my Dh said a refund is in order if that's the case.

On yet another sexual note...I feel like all I've done is have sex since I came home from Mexico...aren't I supposed to be waiting like 6 weeks or something?? Maybe he's just hornier because I'm so cheerful these days...well up until today that is.

Geeez gotta luv em for thinking 300lbs is sexy...*bleck*

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Hot Hot Hot..... Im Afraid Of Your Heat Lizzilou

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Time to live- check out the other XXX thread. It started out as that exact question regarding swallowing. All sorts of answers (that mostly say it's okay if you're into that).

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I feel totally ripped off. :rolleyes: Shouldn't there be a penalty for posting that a thread has juicy contents and then not delivering? :):P

PERVY DEVIANTS UNITE!! :clap2: :clap2:

SO TRUE!! We've been robbed!!!

**We Pervs demand a sexy story or dirty joke at least!!**

ROFLMAO

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