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I myself am a TOTAL perv. My picture is next to that word in the dictionary. I am the spokesperson for Pervology.

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jenna i think flirting is an art, and I am a serious artist. LOL So is DH, but he doesn't realize most of the time that he is flirting. Woman love it when he flirts with them, and he is given numbers all the time. it totally shocks him. Or at least he says it does LOL

Telly, LOL, Pervert is like a second language to me LOL Glad we have a spokeperson. We need some good press. hehehe

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Actually, I nominate you Funny! You are more of a perv, hahaha.

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Just because you are banded does not mean that you can not look/smell/ and maybee:omg: lick a donut.:) I think a little bit perversion and kink is like salt in your food ... too much can't eat it ... too little and it is too blan. I am all for "...sisters are doing it for themselves...:heh: " ofcaurse having a dh or dw to scarch that itch is not bad iether:biggrin1:

Alex

BANDED AND BRANDED JULY 17

WEIGHT AT SURGERY: 214lb (5'3")

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I feel totally ripped off. :) Shouldn't there be a penalty for posting that a thread has juicy contents and then not delivering? :) :bananapartyhat:

PERVY DEVIANTS UNITE!! :clap2: :clap2:

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Actually, I nominate you Funny! You are more of a perv, hahaha.

should i be scared that telly thinks i am a bigger perv than her? lol

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Hey...

I was in line at a convenience store this AM getting my coffee...

And i got hit on... not only that but she was attractive and MAYBE 21?

Christ, I'm almost 41.

I think I haven't been hit on in public in like 20 years.

I'm flabbergasted.:)

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