1Sleevecomingup 185 Posted May 11, 2015 When u can finally fit a watch.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KingMoose 238 Posted May 11, 2015 When you can sit "Indian style" in your recliner! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
4MRB4PHOTO 3,900 Posted May 11, 2015 When the owners of an all-you-can-eat buffet see you walking towards their restaurant, they don't quickly turn off the lights, close the curtains and flip the sign to "CLOSED" on the front door. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rogofulm 2,440 Posted May 12, 2015 Okay this one's kinda convoluted, but... When you're acting in a play... And the script calls for your character to change clothes onstage... And amazingly, you're not self-conscious about stripping down to long-johns in public... And then you're supposed to put on pants that are too tight... So you go out and buy a pair of pants in a size you haven't been able to wear for over 40 years.... But you still have to "act" like they're too tight, because they actually fit... And then you realize, OMG, I'm a 32" waist now instead of a 48!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rogofulm 2,440 Posted May 12, 2015 When the owners of an all-you-can-eat buffet see you walking towards their restaurant, they don't quickly turn off the lights, close the curtains and flip the sign to "CLOSED" on the front door. Because now the sign says "GOING OUT OF BUSINESS"! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
katesuccess 990 Posted May 14, 2015 When you head for the restroom in a crowded restaurant and suddenly realize you don't need to scope out the widest path to fit your body through as you weave between tables to get there! Yippee! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LadyK44 263 Posted May 15, 2015 When you jump out the car and the pants that used to be snug hit the ground. Then you left in your underwear and you are afraid that that might fall next. lol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KingMoose 238 Posted May 16, 2015 @@LadyK44 at least you were not going commando Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Big_Mama 511 Posted May 16, 2015 Your skinny jeans are baggy!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
da50bear 83 Posted May 16, 2015 When my stomach no longer touches the steering wheel in my car...I can actually put my lunch on my lap while sitting in my car Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Schmincke 118 Posted May 16, 2015 When your bony bum feels every bit of wood on an unpadded chair! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shar12 18 Posted May 17, 2015 When your stomach isn't sitting in your lap. Also, when you don't get the "souffle top" after buttoning your jeans. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bringingsexyback1 12 Posted May 17, 2015 (edited) J Edited May 17, 2015 by bringingsexyback1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cmhueto 167 Posted May 17, 2015 Love these, can't wait till I don't mind being in front for pictures (I'm a shorty). Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rhodes 66 Posted May 18, 2015 ....when you can actually aim for the toilet using visual reference.. (guy thing) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites