I am an apple, I hate my chin!

vintagehound · July 14, 2006

Thanks everyone!

I am shaped like several of you with it all in the middle and great legs, no hips. I am only 5'2, 245#. I have the worst time with pants too 'cause I look like I am wearing a tent on the bottom just to get the waist to fit.

So, I thought I would share 2 funniest predicaments of being this shape:

I had a skirt once that was loose in the waist, so I wore a pair of spandex shorts under it to create some friction....this was no ordinary skirt, it was so cool, I had to try to sport it more than once. Well, the shorts worked to keep the skirt up, but I couldn't feel the skirt through the shorts-so when the skirt fell down one day, in the middle of the Bigo O Tires parking lot, I didn't even feel it going down. There is was at my ankles, with no butt or hips to catch it.....I thought I played it off and pulled it up so fast that nobody noticed, and then my husband yells from at least 2 cars away, "Your skirt fell down!" Thanks dear.

Another time, I ran out my front door excited about something, right behind my freind, the screen door shut on my big full skirt and I ran right out of it! Needless to say we were laughing on the ground forever!

Just thought I would share some apple catastrophies with you.......

zoe

oneflew · July 14, 2006

Too funny, Zoe!

I am also an apple. I have great legs! lol, trying to keep positive about the parts I can. I'm loosing all over, even in my face. Unfortunately my extra weight is upper body and tummy. Which of course isn't as healthy as all you pears! I'm jogging now which hopefully will help expedite the weight loss! Good luch to all us fruits!