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I hear there are rumors going around about me. Well, I'm here to put everyone's mind at ease. They are all true. I left Dawg for a woman I met online, he threw himself off the Golgen Gate bridge (they're still looking for his body.. he got so thin! *wrinkles her nose), my net woman left me so I'm living with Funny and her husband (who is VERY HOT *wink*wink*). Florida is nice, having a great time, wish you were here.

PS - Party on Wayne!

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Ha ha...just messin' with ya. Susan, you're great. Have I told you that lately? :hug:

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WOOHOO!!! Don'tcha wish your husband was HOT like mine! LOL You should see him on the dance floor. boys got moves! hehehe

Everyone needs to come over to our place this weekend!! We'll have a luau, and everyone will get leid! rob's pouring the shots, and pnut will be challenging everyone to a game of quarters.

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omg! sounds like you're having an orgy or something! FUPA's everywhere!

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Sing with me!

"I'm sitting at the bottom of the bay, watching that fish swim away, sitting at the bottom of the bay wasting time, left my home in Id'y, headed for the 'Frisco Bay..."

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