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Psychologists get a kick out of those MMPI questions, too. There is a spoof of the MMPI in a book called "The Journal of Polymorphous Perversity" that has such memorable T/F statements as : " I salivate at the sight of mittens." "I try to steal people's thoughts and ideas when they are not looking." "I am easily awakened by the firing of cannons." and my personal favorite, "Sometimes I feel that things are real."

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I took a test on the computer, then spent 45 min explaining the vertical sleeve to the shrink. She had never heard of it.

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I took a test on the computer, then spent 45 min explaining the vertical sleeve to the shrink. She had never heard of it.

Seriously?? Wow...

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Psychologists get a kick out of those MMPI questions, too. There is a spoof of the MMPI in a book called "The Journal of Polymorphous Perversity" that has such memorable T/F statements as : " I salivate at the sight of mittens." "I try to steal people's thoughts and ideas when they are not looking." "I am easily awakened by the firing of cannons." and my personal favorite, "Sometimes I feel that things are real."

Oh my god, this killed me. I am literally sitting here in tears from laughing so hard. I MUST find this book now and own a copy of it.

Mittens, indeed. *snort*

THANK YOU for sharing!

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