In regards to masturbation

[evilstepdad 1]

i wondered the same thing. I am a week post op and I still feel uncomfortable so I am going to wait a few weeks to have sex but my toys really miss me. :unsure:

[evilstepdad 1]

You do know there are only two kind of liars, them that say they don't and them that say they are going to quit !

[chef neil 25]

pre-op the only thing on my mind... sex.

now 4 days out- ouch- i'm waiting... till day 5.

pretty sure my wife was ok with it second week- I think the endorphins killed the pain.

[samantha209 19]

my doc told me no sex for 2 wks...as for masturbation...it was about a week... a girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do

[Wheetsin 714]

Call your surgeon. I really disagree with some of the info here - so go by your surgeon's guidelines. Your stomach can contract during orgasm. It's not voluntary and you can't decide to just not make it happen. I would not want to risk that kind of contraction on an unhealed staple line that stood between me and sepsis.... so please take "why not" responses with a large grain of salt. 30 days is a longer time than typical, but your surgeon doesn't set timelines "just because."

[kelli 3]

I puked my guts out on day 2 I dont see how that can possibly by worse...common..folks!

[myrori 55]

Wow, talk about getting RISE out of folks

[Heatherr 149]

Great thread title! Having said that, I'm pretty sure I wouldn't have asked and just flicked the bean when the urge arose. <still laughing> ...over the image in my head of that phone call to the doctor.

[Heatherr 149]

I'm still flipping laughing... "Hey, Doc, Bob's getting a little dusty, is it ok for me to take him out for a little ride?" Bahahahahha. I have no filter nor shame. <giggle>

[debgwoody 0]

Love it , Mary to funny!!!!